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As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

mothurs

toshio

peniswakt-deactivated20210717

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

wheresmyphonemp3

maddwinter-deactivated20171008

daydreaming is often a coping mechanism for people who are often lonely or don’t receive a good amount of love in their life, so they make people inside their heads that will love them so they can feel the right amount of love.

veneno-kiss

chalamet-x

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂

cungadero

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

bunney

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

aviculor

it’s the only way they can hear it

doona-baes

meladoodle

everything we look at is distorted by the fact that the speed of light is finite. when you see me irl, i’m about 5 to 6 nano seconds away from your eyes. which means, when you look at me, you are seeing what i looked like 5 to 6 nanoseconds ago. 5 to 6 nanoseconds in the past. i’ve changed since then. im cuter now. trust me.

okaymad

when you get a good grade on an exam you didn’t study for

dalishpariah

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

mintzy

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

laysiaprincess

“The staff count as people” has me dead

arandomthot

I think about this more often than I should

snaggletoothsmith

emilyisobsessed

Who has the better relationship with Bo?