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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

chaoticgouda

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

fieldbears

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

artemis-in-space

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

browncesario

when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

s-h-a-s-e

#i’ve thought about this at least once a day since the episode aired #doctor who

knightsickness

arthurian dashboard simulation

🦌 jovesganymede

lancelot kind of homophobic for killing that giant just for keeping knights in a dungeon to whip. or jealous

🧅 villeinous

morgan le fay needs to stop trying to fuck her way about the table round and come to my hamlet. out of the way chastityboy i’m about to get it

🧅 villeinous

jesu i have been trapped for a year to be drained with diabolic sex

🐗 hungryserf

op where is this happening. the diabolic sex

✍🏻 tonsurance

we need to get gawain off the streets every time i check in he’s killed twenty more knights when does it end

🔮 preeminentwycche

i heard he was unicorning for older het couples

🫂 merlinbignaturals

serial killer AND bad bi rep

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

reopening commissions !! <3 the farm has been razed to the ground again and even one would help so much

🖼 theilluminatedmaid

i just got a guinevere x lancelot commission from MORGAN LE FAY ?? 😭😭

🫘 t4tgwencelot

she’s actually so real

🦌 jovesganymede

need her

🐻 strongandtrue

if i saw merlin i’d kill him with a hammer

✝️ spiritussanctus

actually some of the most disgusting shit i’ve ever seen on this hellsite all you freaks unfollow me rn if you find this shit funny. those are real knights with real families. i bet op is a fucking gw/ncelot too

🪰 wretchedesthive

lancelot isn’t going to fuck you

⚔️ roundtablewatch

sir kay spotted in camelot

🐗 hungryserf

girl who cares

🫦 nakedasaneedle

likely place for him to be

#😭

cahootings

Did you have a goodSpotify Wrapped? I didn’t! during…. ahem…… private times 🫢 I would listen to a pathetic moaning anime boy audio that is disgusting but now it’s #3 in my yearly listens and I don’t know what to do! WhT would you do in my situation???? My friends are asking for my Wrapped 🙈

I think this is my favorite anon I've ever received, actually

buildoblivion

#gdi

wildcmbcrsupdates

Havana Rose Liu photographed by Chad Moore for Madewell, November 2022.

#😍

hauntingyourself

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

hauntingyourself

I forgot this was monsterfucker emporium

is-the-snake-video-cute

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen