I just want to lay my head on someone’s lap and have them play with my hair with one hand while I trace shapes on their other hand- is that too much to ask?
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@teatimeandtreachery
I just want to lay my head on someone’s lap and have them play with my hair with one hand while I trace shapes on their other hand- is that too much to ask?
What if there was sunscreen that wasn’t this greasy stuff you have to rub on your skin. Like an external sunscreen that you have around you to shield you. It’d have to be made of something sturdy like lumber. A house. What if I stayed in the house.
‘are you decent?’ not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking
if your story has a character with wings you are required by law to include at least one flight scene where they drop into freefall from a great height before unfurling their wings to catch an updraught that propels them to safety inches before they make contact with the ground as the music swells and crescendos in the background. no exceptions.
what if they also do this freefall to catch/save their love interest who they then hold in a strong embrace as they both catch their breath and realize how close both of them were to an utterly horrible and painful demise
@probably-peridot
@teatimeandtreachery wanna do this sometime?
i put the ‘ass’ in ‘asset.’ and in ‘assassin.’ and in ‘sadnass.’
‘why are you like this’ i whisper to myself as i charge directly at yet another gun-wielding maniac. ‘why cant you just let these things go’
my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care
It is like you want to be stabbed again....
Somebody said that I wouldn’t stab them just because they were annoying me. I proved them wrong but now my knives are confiscated.
Don’t worry I have some hidden tho.
Was I that person or was this another occurence?
Jesus Christ, how many people have you stabbed?
Typing is far too difficult. Read the tags my man
@teatimeandtreachery I mean… technically???? you have the biology and anatomy of one… the wings
what is even the point of having sneaky assassin skills if you dont use them to sneak cold pizza out of the fridge at 3 am
@teatimeandtreachery Angel, that’s not exactly the most healthy thing you know.
Fine I will starve then
Oh to have a dagger strapped to my thigh
What if there was sunscreen that wasn’t this greasy stuff you have to rub on your skin. Like an external sunscreen that you have around you to shield you. It’d have to be made of something sturdy like lumber. A house. What if I stayed in the house.
valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with an engraved romantic message,,, now is the time
valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with an engraved romantic message,,, now is the time
I didn’t even look at the other options
When you so desperately want to stab someone but “the avengers don’t endorse that behaviour.” Well I do, so stop annoying me or you’ll be dealing with blood loss and a hole in your side.