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tragicomors asked:

after the finest liquors money could buy, after the pelts of exotic beasts to warm his restless body at night, the oils to perfume his great wooly beard, the gold upon gold necklaces and rings and other such trinkets without equal likeness elsewhere in the world; then comes the siren's cold touch. laffitte kneels, and lips graze the edge of teach's cloak in a distant kiss. he mewls a soft sound as he takes in the smell of it. even with his head lowered, it is apparent in tone of voice that he is smiling. "happy birthday, admiral..~"

“Stand up! Did you bring booze?”

#tragicomors

#happy b-day BBy #enjoy your pies

scarlethaki:

“Why not me?”

“Because no!”

#she sus #:D #scarlethaki

scarlethaki

[ ✖ ] – “A cherry pie, for old time’s sake.”

“From you?”

#scarlethaki #what is the most stupid death ever #choking on a cherry pie featuring yours truly #god forbid #I want him alive and happy

scarlethaki:

Why are you looking at me like that?!

#has he killed your favorite pet or #ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᵇᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵒⁿ ⁽ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏ⁾#can poison kill osmeone with a darkness fruit

aokijin

gotta make a cake of ice for him

Or a cherry flavored kakigori!

#aokijin #hi there

scarlethaki

/squints/

!!!!!

#scarlethaki #don't squint #bring cherry pies #:D #ᴮˡᵃᶜᵏᵇᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵒⁿ ⁽ᶜʳᵃᶜᵏ⁾

#guess who has birthday tomorrow #who could that be hm #hmm

Anonymous asked:

You just seem to be getting all kinds of lucky with the cuties

“Perks of being a yonko!”

#and also scary af #killing Whitebeard #taking his fruit #walking onto MF as if it was his home #ᵃˢᵏ

nervionsailor:

❝ Wait a minute. ❞

❝ OH MY GOD, YOU AREN’T HERE TO BE MENACING, ARE YOU. ❞

“I can be charming when I want!”

#nervionsailor #remember that one time when BB got kicked in the face?#charming indeed

theredpalace:

“Rice cakes!” He corrected, licking his syrupy hands. “And dumplings too! She’s a good cook!”

What a fun adventure! The boat ride, the island, and Mr. Teach was such a funny guy!

“Id love to try it some day! But nothing can compare to cherry pies!” That brat was manageable, for now.

#theredpalace #senbei and gyoza?#love the first and hate the latter

theredpalace:

@teaxh

With his hands sticky with piecrust and sticky peaches, little Momotaro was quite satisfied with his dessert. “This pie is delicious Mr. Teach!” He declared. “I’ll bring some home for kaa-chan when our adventure is over!”