teb took a tumbl

Hello person. My name is David. But I've mostly always been called Teb.

[that-one-support]

Only cuties can see this post!

[that-one-support]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, in Ancient Greece, tying my sandals and pretending I don’t know that swan checking me out is Zeus:

[sprimpfriedrice]

me, an ancient greek, knowing that some thot is about to send hera on another murderous rampage

[lil-lit-bit]

Me knowing the baby zeus just put in her is gonna have a hellish life because she got thotty with Hera’s man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’m a dude, LMAO. :p

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It has come to my attention in the notes that Zeus’ monster thundercock would probably still get me pregnant anyway, and you know what? You’re absolutely right! Me, going to Mount Olympus to pick up my alimony checks from Hera, cause Zeus is out being a thot with someone else after I moved on to some cute, horny Satyr:

[ike-loves-men]

Hera smiting you as soon as you appear there:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, walking right back into Olympus after I convince Zeus to give me some thotty job like cup bearer or whatever so Hera can’t touch me:

[me93]

this post makes me thankful that the world didn’t end

[ink7blot]

Mpreg baby daddy zeus was not what I expected first thing on my dash but here we are

[spicymemesanddepression]

[medusabraids]

the sad truth is…men be sexy sometimes

[cowzroc]

Googly Note

[domesticdad]

When you go to thirst follow someone only to realise you’re already following them..

[hifructosemag]

Whether as still portraits or in motion, the mutants and forms created by Erik Ferguson are disconcerting in their realistic textures. See more on HiFructose.com.

[alexander]

It’s officially September… you know what that means

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mens-rights-activia]

Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

[mens-rights-activia]

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

[albearrawr]

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[jellymoon-draws]

Happy swooping season 

[stevendepressionuniverse]

This was such a great message.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[bussy420-deactivated20190823]

[butterearsgaptooth]

HMU henny

[foxwitchofvoid]

[kitteninthesky12]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[bemineunderthestars]

Yes hi I hate English

[californiadreamboy]