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[tech-trash-moved]

I’m moving blogs!!!

I’m tired of not interacting with you wonderful mfs on this shitty sideblog like I so badly want to, so I made a main blog and I’m going to use that instead from now on. With that said I’m outta here! See y’all on my other cooler blog B)

[arcjesse-deactivated20220317]

u may be the smartest but you are not immune to teasing <3

[arcjesse-deactivated20220317]

*lays down*

*screams*

not going to stop thinking about them getting crosshair back.

[apocalyp-tech-a]

Someone mentioned Tech's neck before I joined Tumblr, and I could not believe someone felt the same as me about it. It's like a peek at a Victorian lady's ankles I guess. So Feb. Sec. Is Tech Neck Day! I'm not going to be passing any of the Empire's mental evaluations either, Tech. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[wolveria]

Soft and spicy

[tech-trash-moved]

oh shit

[techslander]

“crosshairs love language is touch” “his love language is quality time” Shut the fuck up his love language is gift giving i am dave filoni’s cowboy hat he told me himself

Tech fixes his scope after he busted it on a fall? Crosshair spends the next week scavenging wherever they’re deployed to find spare parks he knows tech has been looking for.

Hunter saved him extra rations on a mission? On the next one crosshair gets him extra earplugs (for sound sensitivity)

He always keeps a mental list of things his brothers offhandedly mention needing or wanting, and he always notices when one of them is struggling with a piece of crapped out machinery or just in general needs something to cheer them up. he sees everything literally and figuratively

It’s the easy to pass it off as a more impersonal, “I’m just returning the favor” thing, but every single gift or knickknack his brothers receive alway seems to be EXACTLY what they needed. because no one else pays as much attention as crosshair does.

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

Last but not least Tech !

Now it’s more tricky

Out of his brothers, he’s the only one with pure clone dna (without counting the modifications), however he was subjected to a #yaka cybernetic brain at de-can and other cerebral implants throughout his growth to boost his brain activity, mainly his frontal lobe... sadly this causes some parts to get neglected/damaged. Like his optical lobe. Giving him a declining eyesight and headaches..

[nahoney22]

If we don’t see any sleepy Batch bois and just-in-their-blacks Batch then I don’t want a season 2

[techslander]

happy tech tuesday

[techs-utility-belt]

the things I would do to be able to sit at a workbench with tech, arctic monkeys playing in the background whilst we work on increasing the speed on the hyperdrive for the marauder

[techslander]

bad batch five nights at freddy’s headcanons because i said so

Hunter: doesn’t play, too many loud sudden noises and it gets his nerves up but he loves it when omega tells him about it (not tech, he’s tired of hearing his “that’s the bite of ‘83 not ‘87” speech)

Tech: resident Matpat, knows the FNAF lore front and back and will explain it all in excruciating detail BUT he’s so easily startled, he played once and got jump scared so hard he fell out of his chair. never opened it again

Wrecker: doesn’t budget and keeps using up all the battery, never made it past night 2, but he loves playing with omega so she doesn’t get too scared (and himself a bit too but he wouldn’t admit it) his favorite is bonnie <3

Echo: does not love the idea of being stuffed into an animatronic suit, for personal reasons, but doesn’t mind watching someone else play and loudly judging their choices

Crosshair: too good. made it all the way to night 5 without dying once. he barely pays attention and doesn’t even care about what’s going on but somehow he hits every queue. tech keeps trying to explain the lore but he doesn’t give a shit

Omega: has the plushies and thinks it’s SO FREAKING COOL but she gets scared so she plays with wrecker mostly, she focuses too much on exploring the cameras and usually runs out of power early on but to her it’s more fun that way

[techslander]

s2 i want tech to smirk smugly and say “clearly you don’t own a holo-fryer”

[tech-trash-moved]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO AND THIS LINE BETTER BE @ CROSSHAIR

[mk-otro]

So I started a New Year's illo a while ago and apparently I never got around to reopening the file to fix everything I needed to so I could finish it. And boy do I need to rearrange some things, BUT here's a WIP of... *gestures* this mess.

[techslander]

i am never ever going to stop thinking about this

[tech-trash-moved]

Halloween pfp

[techslander]

the batch’s most listened Spotify artist

Hunter: Eminem

Crosshair: My Chemical Romance

Echo: Florence + The Machine

Tech: Hans Zimmer

Wrecker: Megan Thee Stallion

Omega: Pogo

[tech-trash-moved]

This is Hunter slander and I’m SO here for it

[tech-trash-moved]

I CAN’T BELIEVE I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST THESE HERE!!!!!!

Plo’s Bros

Five Hundred and One Directions

and Bad Time Batch

Thanks for your time hope you hate these <3

[tech-trash-moved]

You guys like these a bit too much I fear

[techslander]

i want tech to get character development in s2 so bad. let him interact with omega more, maybe show his inner conflict with knowing about crosshair’s chip but still feeling hurt, maybe he’s doubting himself and his abilities for not being able to save cross, idk ANYTHING.

but by GOD if they lay a finger on him im starting my joker arc