heart go brr

This is a Salim/Tech Boy/MAYBE Sweeney/Shadow fp so if ur not any of the above, kindly stfu/j

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All Technical Boy craves is simply approval, because I said so - a Technical Boy kinnie

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Me, starting this blog: Man I wish World and Wednesday were best friends.

Yall who read the book before I did: lol

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I have nothing to post to have this picture of the loves of my life until I find content 👍🏼

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One more-

Pov: u suck at being a dad

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Charlie: He's annoying me, I want him to leave.

Bird Lady: Okay.

Charlie: I take that back, I want to keep him.

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Pov: ur dad sucks and u deserve sm better

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POV: you deserved better

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Charlie: You're ruining my life

Spider: that fucking sucks dude

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Half tempted to ruin my own night and read American Gods again 👍🏼

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Don't tell anyone I said this but Technical Boy is literally my favorite bye

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Just saw somebody say "Why isn't anyone shipping Mr. World and Technical Boy"

Bestie I have news for you 😃

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I can't sleep so I've decided to share my New Gods: dysfunctional family HCs :)))) ur welcome

FIRSTLY- this mf

• Doesn't know how to apologize

• He's Mr. fuckin World how could he be wrong

• "What are you talking about I'm always right"

• Bullies his son

• But also "Don't talk to me or my son ever again"

• Please go to therapy

• Stop bullying ur kids and take them on a road trip or somethin shit

• It makes sense he's a better God than a dad

• I'm sorry ur still my fave

• U still need therapy though bestie I'd check that out if I were u

This baby

• Singlehandedly my fave

• B a b y

• Has a love/hate relationship with dad

• very "I fucking hate my dad" but the instant anyone else says anything it's "hey don't say that about my dad >;("

• Pls just cooperate with ur father

• Cutely makes worst dad award to give to his dad

• on a sadder note, all he rlly wants is dad's approval

• the middle child

• It makes me sad bc I love TB :(

And lastly- this bb

• Hates when dad and brother fight????

• makes them hug it out

• made them a get along shirt that world later burned

• is the favorite

• "pls stop fighting"

• cutely has to separate dad and brother before they kill each other :)

• will put them in the corner

• as if world would listen but whtever

• thinks her family is insane

• says she hates them but she doesn't

• probably bc she isnt the one constantly fighting w dad

• SOMEBODY has to be the mediator

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It's pride month, u know what that means

My problematic faves said bi rights

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Technical Boy: Okay but you literally stuck your thumbs in my eyes.

World: K but did you die

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OH I forgot to tell yall I finished the book lol

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Look I know he's an asshole but I would really like to think he would hug me when I'm sad

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Me, reading the book so far

"Hi Laura. Bye Laura."

"Where the fuck is Sweeney?"

"Where the fuck are the new gods at I'm so confused."

"RIP Shadow, I guess."

"This shit's pissing me off."

*thinking about the cell scene again*

"Hi Sam, bye Sam."

"My brain hurts."