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Rey Concept Art The Art of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Phil Szostak

May I ask for a BB8 in a sweater with the sleeves flapping behind him? I tried to ask this a few times and each time my internet crashed

I was gonna ask why but I realized I don’t think I wanna know in the end and I’m happy just having this be a thing

#Star Wars

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college professor substitutes for preschoolers and their participation makes him feel something again

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harry potter is FAKE

set in the 90s but there were 0 (zero) chokers or butterfly clips explain to me This

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“Parvati scowled and removed a large ornamental butterfly from the end of her plait” (pg. 247, The Goblet of Fire)

#Harry potter

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LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

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LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD LEAF HEAD

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I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

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Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things.

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag.

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc.

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.”

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room.

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison.

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

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“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese”

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

*a planet explodes*

some random civilian off in the distance: the skywalkers are at it again

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Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

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Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone.