~

[taplaos]

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul, Seal your doom tonight

[tastefullyoffensive]

[florawrsaurus]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This pleases me

[raind0wn]

omg i want a barbie that says EAT LEAD, COBRA

[largedad]

[human-spectrum-blog]

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

[memeterprise-deactivated2014112]

wrecked

[impastabowl]

[j0shdngr-deactivated20151111]

chill it’s cos your rare

[maplesuhtori]

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

[amoying]

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

[littlechaosgremlin]

Omg

[morethanonepage]

[hillarygayle-deactivated2015021]

It got better

[hamsterangst-deactivated2016040]

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

[cutebrows-deactivated20200820]

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

[50shadezofcarter]

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

[achillestiel]

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

[omgrwby]

THIS. ABSOLUTELY THIS

[memewhore]

[sasukeeuchiha]

[techno-dildo]

Death Note Meme ⇨  ♔; Favourite character [ 2/5 ]

↳ L   L a w l i e t

"Light wanted to live like a god. He didn’t die like one."

[alternative-pokemon-art]

Artist

A cute Giratina by request.

[vegasmo]

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

[minions420]

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

[priceofliberty]

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

[962569]

(No.676)美しいわんわんお

[fineas-and-pherb]

Best backstory. (x)

[bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner]

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

[deluxesherlock]

whA T

[sure-to-lure-someone-bad-deacti]

remEMBER THAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE STEP BROS (OR HALF BROS I CANT REMEMBER) I THINK PHINEAS’ REAL DAD HAS BEEN NOW FOUND