Nax's Dumpsterfire

Where I write way too many theories about my fave mc youtubers |  find me on technotwt and rivalstwt @AUTH0RTECHNO for dumb quips

[harley-the-pancake]

“MCYT DNI” What the fuck did the University of Kentucky do to you? Beat your team in basketball?

[notinterger]

What

[harley-the-pancake]

University of Kentucky, that’s my streamer

[lyno-nevadies]

“Go to hell” is basic. “I hope your team is 2 points off from second place in MCC” is smart. It’s possible. It’s terrifying.

[itssophietexas]

ok i am goin to bed but heres a screenshot of the card we made for u with whiteboard! its updated from the post i made earlier, from my mcytblr blog that Definitely Hasnt Stolen Your Name

i want to thank you guys for making me cry in the best way possible. i appreciate it so much

[dykesymmetry]

[shoezuki]

oh captain, my beloved captain

I am going to kiss the captain right on the lips

[technocrumbs]

sparklez may i please have your hand in marriage?

[dinzeeyz]

I’ve just started watching hermitcraft, and now I am SO SO excited for this team up. AAA

[king-psycholyze]

Right ? Right ?? On Twitter

[technocrumbs]

They were roommates

c!Techno: alright so... what do you for fun in here?

c!Dream, pulling his hair: please, techno, we need to get out of-

c!Techno: hey, that netherite block kinda looks like it has a face on it! 

c!Dream: we’re doomed

[technocrumbs]

Rivalstwt meetup ;-;

“Oh-ho ho I’ve got to be careful not to accidentally dox your face, Dream.”

Dream barked a laugh, looking up from the couch where he’d been mindlessly scrolling through Twitter. “Can you imagine if that’s how I did it? Just a random clip hidden in your vlog?”

Techno smiled. “Don’t tempt me with free clout. Alright, after ten years I think I’ve finally learned how to record on a phone. Now whatever you do, don’t look directly at the camera like, ever.”

“Yeah, yeah just, like, point it at my shoes or something.” 

Nodding, Techno squatted down and trained his phone on Dream’s trainers.

[technocrumbs]

not the rivalstwt content...

Kid: I want a dragon!

Me: Be realistic

Kid: I want Technoblade to break Dream out of jail today!

Me: ...

Me: What colour do you want your dragon

[technocrumbs]

//Duel spoilers!!! They split the money :D

Dream and Techno split the money according to Dream’s latest reaction vid of the duel. This does put a smile on my face :3

[technocrumbs]

// DUEL

LETS FUCKIN GOOOO TECHNOOOO I KNEW HE COULD DO IT 

God you could just tell throughout the entire thing he was having trouble breathing. Him and dream were both panting whenever the Beast gang went to interview them after each round and I just.

Here are my fave moments from the duel:

- CHRIS WEARING A CUSTOM TECHNO T-SHIRT I LOVE HIM HE REPRESENTS EVERY TECHNOSTAN EVER

- Mr Beast being all excited to start and just Techno’s scared and half-hearted ‘yay’ (and Chris dying of laughter)

- Just Christ beign supportive of Techno

- The joking ‘i hate that guy’ moment Dream and techno had

- Any of the duels Techno won 

- ALL OF IT IT WAS SO GOOD, DREAM IS A GOD WITH AN AXE HELLO?

- TommyInnit’s screaming

Anyway, GG to both of them, I had a heart attack and two aneurysms while watching, but it was good!!

[quotes-ig]

feel like pure shit, just wanna know who won T_T

[quotes-ig]

Who are other CCs rooting for in the Dream v Techno duel?

Skeppy: Both

“I love both of them :)”

~

Nihachu: Techno

“Well, Techno is my friend so...”

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Tommy: Techno

“TEAM TECHNO!!”

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Seapeekay: Dream

“I personally see Dream edging it 6-4 final score”

~

BadBoyHalo: Dream

“GOOD LUCK DREAM!!! GET THE BACON”

~

Finnster: Techno (possibly joking?)

“Techno because he’s shown his face on the internet, what a mad man”

~

JustVurb: Dream

“I got all my toes on Dream” (why would you word it like that?)

~

Squid Kid: Techno

“TECHNO’S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

~

Sophie Texas: Techno

“Just don’t die :)”

~

Calvin: Techno

“I’ve trained Techno for hours upon hours...he will win. He will.”

~

Fruitberries: Techno

“I think you’re good enough.”

~

Punz: Dream

“I will put 1000 dollars on Dream winning”

~

FireBreathMan: Dream

“I think Dream will win”

~

Pikaclicks: Both

“I don’t really care much who wins...I just want it to be close”

~

TapL: Techno

“I’ve known Techno for longer than Dream, so I’ve gotta...if I’m gonna really really biased I gotta lean towards Techno.”

please feel free to add more if you’ve seen any around :D

[technocrumbs]

All my homies hate the duel

THE WAY THEY KEPT SWITCHING FROM VC TO VC IN THE MR BEAST DISCORD 

Y’ALL TECHNOBLADE DISCORDS FUCKS DIDNT HELP EITHER. anyway, gg to whoever won, but if techno won just know i’m gonna cry tears of joy

[technocrumbs]

It is what it is

Kid: I want a dragon!

Me: Be realistic

Kid: I want Technoblade to upload!

Me: ...

Me: What colour do you want your dragon 

[beanelkenival-deactivated202310]

Hey yall wanna talk about the fire on twitter going on or are we gonna keep chill while the entire fandom on twitter screams? I know what I want to do.

[f4c3]

Please let's be chill here

[maybe-its-micheal]

I agree

[lilacandladybugs]

Yeah let's just vibe. Whole point of Tumblr is to hide from Twitter

[quotes-ig]

when tf did tumblr become a safe haven from toxicity?

and when is twitter gonna get their version of the dashcon experience?

[technocrumbs]

+1 to vibin and hidin