Shanghai

Teddy Porter|| 20|| Too flawless to care.

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[lancelikesstars]

[text] Ooo! Human torch!

[teddy-porter]

[text] Because im too hot to handle?

[brayden-patel]

"Teddy, if you want to come and see the kids, you’re always welcome. Just don’t overload them with sweets and we’re all good."

[teddy-porter]

"But im like a fantastic cook! Fine...if I make healthy cookies can I give it to them?"

[brayden-patel]

"Kid. One more kid. I won’t need a nanny, for two kids, Teddy."

[teddy-porter]

"How about a manny then? I love kids"

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[lancelikesstars]

[text] Maybe Spidey?

[teddy-porter]

[text] But that covers my faaaaace

[brayden-patel]

I’m about to be a father of two, in about two months. That shit cray…

[teddy-porter]

"More kids? Bray, soon youre going to need a nanny! Or at least an extra pair of hands"

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[teddy-porter]

[text] Ooo oooo superheroes!!!!

[lancelikesstars]

[text] My butt looks fab

[teddy-porter]

[text] well... What superhero will make my butt look fab?

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[teddy-porter]

[text] Is it cute?

[text[ I bet its cute

[lancelikesstars]

[text] I’m going as Quicksilver from X-Men. Spandex haha

[teddy-porter]

[text] Ooo oooo superheroes!!!!

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[lancelikesstars]

[text] You have to see my Halloween costume!

[teddy-porter]

[text] Is it cute?

[text[ I bet its cute

[fck--brynn-blog]

Skype Call

[fck--brynn-blog]

There was hardly a wedding at all, really. I didn’t have a person of honor, neither did he. Our dog was the ring bearer.

[teddy-porter]

"Welll....Well...I am still very offended hun!"

[teddy-porter]

[text] Buttercup!

[text] Honey-bunny!

[fck--brynn-blog]

Skype Call

[teddy-porter]

"That’s!….great? Why Alaska?"

[fck--brynn-blog]

Foooor my honeymoon…

[teddy-porter]

"And I wasnt your person of honor why?!"

[teddy-porter]

"You think some girl can do it better then me?…well that would be true."

[briandallas-blog]

"See! And I like the stories she tells me!" 

[teddy-porter]

"I have better ones!"

[teddy-porter]

"You get your brows done? Oh Hun, you could just buy me a coffee and I’d do it for you."

[briandallas-blog]

"My gurl Sue has been hooking me up since I first came to New York so no thanks." 

[teddy-porter]

"You think some girl can do it better then me?...well that would be true."

[teddy-porter]

"I swear I will cut a bitch if it isn’t. For how much money I spend there, I deserve a cup"

[briandallas-blog]

"I know right? It’s like my entire check goes towards Starbucks and getting my eyebrows done." 

[teddy-porter]

"You get your brows done? Oh Hun, you could just buy me a coffee and I'd do it for you."

[fck--brynn-blog]

Skype Call

Hey! Guess where I am?!

[teddy-porter]

"Im nervous to ask hun"

[fck--brynn-blog]

I am in Alaska!

[teddy-porter]

"That's!....great? Why Alaska?"

[fck--brynn-blog]

Skype Call

Hey! Guess where I am?!

[teddy-porter]

"Im nervous to ask hun"

[briandallas-blog]

It’s National Coffee Day. Is there free Starbucks?

[teddy-porter]

"I swear I will cut a bitch if it isn't. For how much money I spend there, I deserve a cup"