Do you believe in magic?

Tuftee | Assigned VTuber at Birth | Shit Idiot Brain Fungus | Mongoloid Idiot

[tuftee]

DNI LIST

[luntfontanne]

damn he really is an all-time poster

[helenvaughans]

[flork-of-cows-official]

[rosemaryduexx]

Gameoverse fanart!

I really love the art direction of the pilot! Also the characters look so cool!

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[vampmilf]

this is my favourite video rn btw

[bn-stands-for-book-nerd]

The name's not even a joke xD

"Bin", means "from", so he's just called "John from London" in arabic.

[maeneiii]

the alley

[maeneiii]

small rats in alley

[orbitingrook]

[only-cat-memes]

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[theasianinfluence]

my amazing digital cervix

[tuftee]

I mean yeah that's what digits are for :P

[theasianinfluence]

the amazed digiting pap smear

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[despazito]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[hellsite-yano]

this is literally what it's like