lahr, teddy

Teddy Lahr Senior Producer Frequently too busy

[teddylahr]

come back !!!!!!!

haaaaaa okay.

[hadleyjensen]

Interns are going to be fired.

[teddylahr]

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

[laurensnews]

Your phone also still has snake on it.  What’s your point?

[teddylahr]

You know a lot.

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

[laurensnews]

I get sent a lot of unnewsworthy emails, okay?

Plus I like Eminem, sue me.

[teddylahr]

I hardly even know how to work iTunes, you know who is number one.

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

[laurensnews]

Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Eminem bounced around at number one for a while but Royals made it’s way back up there.

[teddylahr]

How do you know so much about iTunes?

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

[laurensnews]

Well in that case, yes. It’s number one on itunes and everything.

[teddylahr]

Still? Hasn't it been... forever?

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

[laurensnews]

Is this you using sarcasm?

[teddylahr]

... Uh, no?

[teddylahr]

Is that Royals song still really popular?

Or has that thing ended...

[laurensnews]

I could probably find a baseball or something…

One tea, coming right up.

[teddylahr]

I'm sure there's something about hitting each other with baseballs that has to be against the rules.

[laurensnews]

You know me. Queen of compassion.

D’ya want some tea or something?

[teddylahr]

I'd really like a punch to the head to knock me out until I feel better.

But tea would be fine.

[laurensnews]

There, there, Ted.

[teddylahr]

That sounds... so comforting.

[teddylahr]

Sick is the loneliest number that you'll ever know.

[laurensnews]

Yeah. That much I figured out.

I didn’t, er, say anything I’m gonna regret, did I? I tend to get chatty when I’m drunk.

[teddylahr]

I don't know, I didn't really stay around to the point where you got drunkest. You were pretty much the same, just drunk.

[laurensnews]

It’s probably bad that I can’t remember anything I did yesterday, right?

[teddylahr]

You were pretty drunk.

[eddiebove]

I could direct you to some pretty interesting articles on toothpaste overdose. 

[teddylahr]

[hadleyjensen]

It’s minty and delicious.

[teddylahr]

Exactly, why can't I swallow the mouth wash?

[teddylahr]

I could never figure out why you couldn't swallow toothpaste or mouth wash.