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#teef.con #teef.pinned #teef.navi #hey there :]#i look best in dark mode

you are so dusty oh my god

#teef.con #the info on here is Old #oh my god #don’t look at it #STOP #STOP LOOKING AT IT #YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME

*crawls out from the ground, smeared in dirt and leaves, heaving for air*

oh, hey guys

#teef.con #it’s been a minute #or give or take 812.688 minutes #but hey who’s looking it up?#i totally did not forget about youuu #i would never do thaaat……agaiiin #anygay how are the pookies in my phone?

pasta and chocolate drink goes ungodly hard

#teef.con #i have on two separate occasions eaten pasta with a chocolate drink of some kind #the first time was back in fifth grade i had spaghetti and hot chocolate #…no i don’t know what the fuck i was thinking #( there is a bit of helpful context but i ain’t giving it )#the second time! i made some microwave dinner macaroni for…dinner…and drank some chocolate milk with it #and both times it was awesome #and i’d do it again!#no regrets ba-byyy >:3

turned my head and my neck cracked

#teef.con #like audibly #it was crunchy too #wasn’t tryna pop it or anything just looked to my left and i just hear this fuckin’ CrAcK #didn’t hurt that much thank god but it sounded like it did #i know it’s likely just the release of air bubbles and tension — like when ya pop yer knuckles — but shit made me pause for a sec #like ‘…hello???’

these apples taste like apple juice

#teef.con #they so juicy 🤌#and very soft softer than expected #is noice :3

my day so far has been ass, but i got cinnamon sticks + markiplier so… :]

#teef.con #pulling.teeth #makes it a little better #and with how honestly god awful and horrible i feel right now after all that managed to happen in the span of 2 - 3 hours ( no joke )#it makes a slight but good difference truly #i would rant in the tags but…y’know haha #hope y’all lovely beings are doing good today and are taking care of yourselves <3

i love when it eats my balls

#teef.con #for some totally not needed context i’m playing bubble pop #or…really some random version of it i found #very funny as it is very glitchy #go to shoot and it’s like that’s bugs bunny meme where he’s like ✨ n o ✨#doesn’t do it *super* often but enough to be mildly annoying >:’]

the carrd has finally been finished!

#teef.con #[ read for my dni + byf pretty please a-mwah ]#it ain’t the prettiest but i don’t care #i like it and this is my shitpost blog :)#thank y’all for the patience ( not that anyone was really waitin’ but still! )#now to do all the others -w-

sigh i miss my baby atticus :’(

#teef.con #for the uninformed which is…all of you uh #atticus was my pet dumbo rat he passed away coming on two years now #he was my first pet i got him and his cage and food and pretty much everything with my own money #i picked him out all on my own #i did my own research #sadly not *enough* research at the time but still #he had a happy roughly three years of life with way too many treats and not enough kisses #and i…miss him </3 #a lot

if you aren’t listening to redacted audio on youtube…why not 👁👁

#teef.con #tooth.jewel #get on that shit! /lh + nf #it’s all m4a!#ya got boyfriends! ya got friends!#ya got non-canon romance with the friends!#ya got magic! ya got contemporary! ya got ✨t r a u m a✨!#we got everything here! :D

the urge to cut every shirt into a crop top…but hating my stomach -3-

#teef.con #have i gotten a lot more comfortable with my body — specifically my stomach — and how it naturally looks? 100%#do i still have a long way to go? obviously loving your body is going to be a big challenge if not a life long but achievable one #do either of those things and many others i’m too lazy to word / type out mean i want to have my belly out? ✨ nnno ✨#i have worn crop tops and shirts that ride up but…they’re not like…actual? crop tops?#like they’re not CROPPED crop tops #like the kind i’m thinkin’ of when i wanna crop my t-shirts #hence… -3-

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rats live on no evil star

#stealing.teeth #friggin’ love rats so much oh my…ksjfjejedkdk >:3 #i want to hold them i want to own them #i want them tattooed on my body aaaaaaggghhh /pos

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ya know what people say about the elizabeth / william bi panic in pirates of the caribbean series? …i get it. i get is so hard, dudes.

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got me over here blushing and kickin’ my feeeet hehe

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bi panic temporarily aside, i would not be able to understand a word anybody is sayin’ without subtitles on, good lord

#teef.con #i already struggle to understand when people are talking — on the tv or in real life — especially if i ain’t payin’ proper attention #( both of which are why i use subtitles for everything regardless of it’s in english )#but good hell do i have to replay a few times even with subtitles #granted it doesn’t help that i have it partially as background noise cause you cannot *make* me sit still for two and a half hours #*especially* with nothin’ else to do #ain’t gonna happen least of all without a fight #even as i write these tags i got somethin’ playin’ in my ears #attention span? we don’t know her not in the slightest

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ya know what people say about the elizabeth / william bi panic in pirates of the caribbean series? …i get it. i get is so hard, dudes.

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got me over here blushing and kickin’ my feeeet hehe

#teef.con #who decided that kiera knightley could be so. damn. fiiine #i don’t have much attraction to fem presenting / identifying inviduals but ma’am #maaa’am #i’m blushiiing #i’m giggliiing #i’m kicking my feeeet #stooop iiit :>#forget turner marry meee

ya know what people say about the elizabeth / william bi panic in pirates of the caribbean series? …i get it. i get is so hard, dudes.

#teef.con #tooth.jewel #WHO THE FUCK DO I STARE AT LIKE???#PREBBY #PREBBY WOMAN #PREBBY MAN #FUCK /pos #they keep talkin’ all soft and low and lookin’ at one another all tenderly and i just… d i e /pos #when is it my turn.#who do i want to more in this situation.#help.

ya ever just, oh i don’t know, find a cool like 30 second or so snippet of a song on tiktok ya really like, so ya listen to it on repeat and maybe do something else like write or whatever. some time goes by, yer in the zone, vibing and having a good time, and it feels like only a few minutes — half an hour max — has passed, then ya look at the clock and it has in fact been two hours actually…

ya ever do that? by chance?

#teef.con #this is like so purely hypothetical /j #i have never once did this nor did i *just* do this thaaat’s sooo…craaazyyy /j #you’re so crazy youuu are just…so…crazy /j + very lh #………………………………………………………………………#anygay!

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