Welcome Welcome To Caraval

“To the Stars Who listen and the Dreams that are Answered”

[deadinparadice]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

Depression Hotline:[phone]

Suicide Hotline:[phone]

LifeLine:1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project:1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support:1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline:[phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault:1-800-656-4673

Grief Support:1-650-321-5272

Runaway:1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale:After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse:1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem):08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem):08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information):0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice):0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support:0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders):08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care:08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs):0800776600

Drinkline:0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales:0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland:08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline:[phone]

India Suicide Helpline:022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada):1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina:54-0223-493-0430

Australia:13-11-14

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Barbados:429-9999

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China:852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong:2389-2222)

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Cyprus:357-77-77-72-67

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Malaysia:03-756-8144

(Singapore:1-800-221-4444)

Mexico:525-510-2550

Netherlands:0900-0767

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Norway:47-815-33-300

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Russia:8-20-222-82-10

Spain:91-459-00-50

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South Korea:2-715-8600

Sweden:031-711-2400

Switzerland:143

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Trinidad and Tobago:868-645-2800

Ukraine:0487-327715

[missy-alexis69]

Cause if i can help someone atleast I won’t have died in vain

[stallingdemons]

This is so important, you all don’t even understand. 

If you are reading this and feel like no on is on your side, I am. I will always be on your side. I will not be against you. I will stand by you. 

Because your life fucking matters. Don’t you dare think it doesn’t. 

[thedimelion]

Inej: Truth or dare

Kaz: Truth

Inej: How do you really feel deep inside

Kaz: Dare

Inej: I dare you to tell me how you really feel

Kaz: never have I ever-

Inej: thaTS NOT THE GAME

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[j-aws]

yay its back.

[moondoll]

so… I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture… and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L … and like… I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like? So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

[protea-drarry-shit]

Here comes hopeful wishing

[thedimelion]

Hoping to be able to meet my girlfriend 😬😬

[thedimelion]

*phone rings*

Nina: Oh You want to talk to Kaz’s father? Uh okay hold on a moment.

Kaz: That’s gonna be pretty hard considering he’s dead

Nina: Jesper! Quick, pretend to be Kaz’s dad

Jesper: *takes the phone* Hello. Yes this is Dad Brekker. yes. The children are playing swords. Sorry- playing with swords. theyre bleeding. oh no. Theyre dead. Dont call again. *hangs up* sorry i panicked

[thedimelion]

Wylan: I’m good at everything

Kuwei: Name one thing you can do that i can’t!

Wylan: Jesper

[thewhatever]

No need to call him back.

[poetic-chef]

Sara fucked up

[rabidlitmajor]

I enjoy that Sara’s admin knew to mark that as “urgent” 

[ghostly-smiles]

I want to know how this call sounded

“Hello, Saras office”

“Yes is Sara there?”

“No shes not. Can I take a message?”

“Yes. I am calling to let Sara know that she broke the sacred oath, and she must pay the ultimate price”

“And who is sending this message?”

“The high wizard”

“Is there a number for her to call back?”

“No. No need to call back”

“Okay ill see that she recieves the message. Have a nice day”

[urbisie]

Cardan drowning his sorrows

[theincorrectbookquotes]

Taryn: But that’s murder!

Jude: Jesus Taryn, grow up.

[mintyvina]

Rehabilitation Center For The Murderously Inclined: Day 44

Cardan, exhausted: Okay. Let’s try this once again. You are faced with a problem, what do you do?

Jude, without hesitation: Push that bastard in front of heavy traffic.

Cardan, overturning a table: For tHE LOVE OF FUCK, NO!

[tfota-incorrectquotes-blog]

cardan is blue & jude is grey

[booksandfrenchfries]

Cardan: a few years ago my wife left me

Jude: yoU EXILED ME

Cardan: sometimes I still hear her voice

[nerdkidsontheblock]

Jude: I’m telling the truth

Cardan narrating: Jude was not telling the truth.

[tfota-incorrectquotes-blog]

Jude: What is your biggest weakness?

Cardan: I can be uncooperative.

Jude: Give me an example.

Cardan: No.

[urbisie]

The next thing we know is that Jude’s riding on a horse into Elfhame and has a Burger King Crown on her head.

[mykkzy]

Jude: *holds up piece of paper with her name written all over it* What’s this?

Cardan: *grins* Oh, that’s just my to-do list

Jude: *slaps him*

[darklesmylove]

cardan: have you heard that human saying keep your friends close and your enemies closer

jude: yes…

cardan: well i guess that means we have to have sex then

jude: that’s not what that means??

cardan, already halfway through undressing: huh?

[thecruelestcrown16]

Cardan: Truth or dare?

Jude: *exasperated* Truth.

Cardan: Do you want to kiss me?

Jude: Dare.

Cardan: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Jude: Never have i ever-

Cardan: ThAT's NOt THe gAMe