Jax On, Jax Off

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Weekend at home means some much-needed time with a sewing machine to update my ZAP Jacket. #ZombieArmy #ZAP #HiJax #TheFEAR #Statesville #ZombieContainment #Merikorp #Bones #HauntLife

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Baby had a bad day. #TubNap #BadDay #MikeWazowski #MikeTheCat #WatchCat #CatsOfInstagram

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Guess it's time for me to come out with my own Instagram account instead of hiding behind @BigLittleComedy. #MikeWazowski #MikeTheCat #CatsOfInstagram

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Disney Facts That Will Make You Feel Old

This list called me "a legit grown up."  MEAN.

[maxwittert]

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So random, and yet.... I actually did laugh out loud.  Welcome to the club, Jean.  Wish we all had your powers.

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Or this one.

(I don't even watch "The New Girl," I just found these relatable .gifs on Buzzfeed.)

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The next time someone asks me how things are going.... This is what they're going to get.

NO BIGS.

#FailingAtSuccess  #SucceedingAtFailure

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The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent

All winners.

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An Open Letter to the Worst Wax Museum in America

The commentary amidst all the terrible photos is absolutely the best part.

[wanderwonderlands-blog]

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COOK COUNTY SOCIAL CLUB

Submitted without comment.

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Life is too short to be busy.

The 'Busy' Trap

(Please read this whole article.  As the 'laziest ambitious person I know', it's absolutely the best thing I've read lately.)

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The 25 Most Epic Cat Beards Of All Time

Apparently this is a thing.  And I'm not even mad.  @schipmoney, jump on this bitch.

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16 Reasons Cleveland Is Not As Bad As You Think

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How Chicago's Film Industry Transforms Good Year Into Great Year

5 series and 3 sci-fi features means a good year for the industry.  Well done, my friends!

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The 50 Most Perfectly Timed Photos Ever

This is a whole list of amazing shots.  I think I may have enjoyed every one.  Hard to pick a favorite (although I really love this one).

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The 27 Stages Of Getting Addicted To A Television Show

This is my life.  On repeat.  Since 2002.  Which is why I now also write a show.  So that I may torment others with weekly issues of tease and reward.