No one gives us the right. We take it

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Hoping this post can bring some light back into my life

[dandthegods]

Good luck to all

[pumpkin-bread]

This one may work. Even if it doesn’t, may it give you that extra boost of confidence to pursue good things.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Hoping this post can bring some light back into my life

[dandthegods]

Good luck to all

[pumpkin-bread]

This one may work. Even if it doesn’t, may it give you that extra boost of confidence to pursue good things.

[pukicho]

I can’t believe they made New York the new USA capital and no one fucking realized

[gooseys-industries]

WHAT

[pukicho]

Yeah it’s true

[glasstrashreblogs]

You tagged this as gaslighting

[pukicho]

That’s not true

[tran-zit-deactivated20211031]

[pukicho]

New York doesn’t exist

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[ghazal67]

[daco-broman]

flex on em

[robotlyra]

EXCUSE ME?

[cashonlydreams]

That reveal though

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[imthegirlwhowaited]

the russian commentary is truly the best part though

“He’s huge!! So chubby!”

“Is he gonna goddamn dive already for fuck’s sake?”

“Just let him catch his breath, let him catch his breath!”

[kraznyoktyabr]

That is a Steller’s sea lion. Adult males can get up to 2500 pounds. Big suckers. Only things larger in the pinniped family are walruses and elephant seals.

They can also hold their breath for 20 minutes so he probably wasn’t too stressed from being caught in the net.

They tend to follow fishing boats and steal fish from the nets, as well as eat the bycatch that’s thrown overboard, because it’s less effort. This guy probably was trying to steal fish just at exactly the wrong time.

[swan2swan]

Men: *spraying the hose*

HIM: 

[guerrillatech]

[third-nature]

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

[crittizen]

ik we were on a boycott buuut

[technicallynotdeadyet]

LETS DO IT

[everythingfox]

What sheep get up to when no one’s around

(via)

[mihai-florescu]

Everyone say thank you lil nas x

[peitalo]

i love thinking about sea creatures they are just swimming right now.... maybe even crawling or floating they’re just out there in water. love wins

[carly-rae-transbians]

Y’all know that like…. being fat isn’t bad right

[carly-rae-transbians]

Like, most human bodies have adapted in such a way that it’s easy to gain fat and muscle and harder to lose them. Especially fat. It’s easy to gain fat bc your body needs it and we live in a calorie-rich time. Fat =/= bad, and I’m so so so tired of our entire society acting like it does. 

[slushyseals]

video credit: Rob Harcourt

Not only can you see the MOMENT this Weddell seal decided to prank the Crabeater seal, BUT HE LAUGHS AT HIM AFTER HE DOES IT! Ah Weddells <3

[stultiloquentia]

Turn sound on for asshole seal laughter.

[augustdementhe]

Oh my GAWD. XD

Asshole seal laughter = chirpy, bubbly sounds like running a tap over marbles. 

[2006barbie-deactivated20210102]

this is exactly the sort of information we the public needed to know 🥺

[megah3rz]

not letting you hide this in the tags

[jaubaius]

A friendly lizard

[jadedaceofspades-deactivated202]

Asian water monitors, when properly socialized, are puppy dog tame, like this and yes, climbing is very normal for them. This looks like a black dragon monitor.

[liquidlyrium]

@sungmee

[ayay]

doesn't matter how masc u are. the second marina & the diamonds comes on you ARE miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[frozenartscapes]

The same thing happened when Airbnb started as “you got a spare room? why not rent it out to a visitor for a few nights? you get some extra cash and they get a nice place to stay while they visit the city” and it immediately turned into “I’m gonna buy up every available unit in this condo building downtown and rent them out short term, contributing to massive rent increases, severe housing shortages, loud inconsiderate assholes treating places where people are supposed to live like cheap no-restriction hotels, and then bitch and moan when Airbnb gets banned from my building before just continuing on anyway”

[queeranarchism]

And then there’s the fact that FREE ride shares and FREE couch surfing apps were both already available without any of these problems.

The ‘share economy’ capitalist version is shit every single time. You wanna benefit from sharing? Share stuff for free. Get stuff for free. It’s really simple.

[pulchrabelle]

why would you say this without linking those apps

[theconcealedweapon]

[landunderthewave]

Image of a text that reads: In conversation with some coworkers, today, one of them said that homeless people should have to work for their meals just like the rest of us.

I said, "Okay, I know a man who is homeless. He'd be happy to work. He's got a business degree. He would be happy to come clean your house, do your yard work, or help you with your filing, walk your dogs, babysit your kids, or just about any office job. What time tomorrow should he come see you?"

They all just looked at me.

I said, "Mind you, he's homeless, so he hasn't showered in a while and the only clothes he has are the ones on his back because he lost all his stuff last week when ge got picked up for vagrancy and they wouldn't let him go back for his bag. It would be a few weeks before what you are paying him is enough to get shelter and such."

And still they stared at me.

I finished, "See? It isn't that easy. He can't get a job because he's homeless with no access to hot water or clean clothes. He can't get access to shelter, hot water or clean clothes without a job. You want him to work for his meals? Give him a hand out of the vicious circle. Stop pretending that all he has to do is get a job."

[headspace-hotel]

Unhoused people are not intruders into our communities, they are our communities’ failure to take care of their own.

[mandaloriangf]

parasocial relationships but you consider the celebrity to be your mortal enemy

[4rchry]

2015 tumblr and john green