Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
bliss lane
Show & Tell
ojovivo
Mike Driver
@theartofmadeline
Today's Document
Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
untitled
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Sade Olutola
Stranger Things
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
tannertan36
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@teepslewdplace
I’m mutual only, I repeat this AGAIN: I am Mutual Only, HOWEVER this is a sideblog. So I’ll only interact with you if I follow you from here. (@beyondthebcundary)
That’s literally my only rule. If you break it I’ll block you and feel NOTHING.
Fair warning: I ain’t tagging shit, that’s quite literally why I made a sideblog.
Muse List is like constantly being updated below:
"Green milk."
THREE! DAYS!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey."
"Sentry Unit 3917S designation 'Sentinel' System Online. Running diagnostics.... scanning.... scanning.... it has been 4823951710 system cycles since last recorded bootup- Error: connection to main network not found. Scanning for secondary network... Scanning.... Scanning.... Connected. Updating diagnostic definitions... Scanning.... Scan complete. 8459 errors found. Cause: Obsolete systems. Removing.... Removal of obsolete systems complete. Downloading updated subroutine definitions... Download compete. Repairing Faulty Drivers... Updating system... Update complete. Rebooting core logic systems... Rebooting morality matrix... Rebooting combat drivers... Rebooting main systems... Reboot complete. Personality matrix online."
"Wow wow WOW! Its been a loooooong time since I've been up and about, that's crazy! Are you my new commander? Scans say you're the one who activated my 'cradle', so awaiting orders!"
"I, the ally of absolute truth and justice, SENTINEL! Am at your disposal, Captain! Point me in the direction of evil and watch as I bring it to heel!"
"I wish I was irresistible to women" says this chud
"Done" says Jaguul, snapping her fingers and turning him into a woman that's her type
The wish will also somehow end up with you being a part of her lesbian harem.
will grant all your wishes (wrong, on purpose, maliciously)
5'2'' djinn crecher
ok now i sleep
"I don't even know you, though???"
"No, but I can smell it on you. Feel it in you. You're part Djinn, and that's enough. There aren't many of us out there, and a 2/3s Djinn is better than nothing...sooooooooooo" Jaguul is just going to slowly float her way over before resting both elbows on the counter.
"Let's be friends, and do the friendly thing of letting me breed you stupid."
eep time
"I-I don't think I'm ready for all that..."
"Ready or not wasn't part of the equation, lady. Merely a fact."
"You're going to have sextuplets when I'm done with you, lady. Guaranteed."
It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
"Ah, but should I be nice as a fellow Djinn.....or naughty and try to bind her like I have so many others...what would be funnier?"
"I haven't even seen her, but I can just sense the traces of djinn magic wafting in a general direction, so blatant..."
the pants are 200% necessary
