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U can tell trouble has matured bc he talked us down from an absolutely monumental crashout he has become so powerful 💀☠️

My longtime love from @shepherds-of-haven 🦁

#shepherds of haven #trouble alder #spoilers #shoh #cog games #Halle is usually even tempered/attached but she woulda reverted back to her murderous ways over this #well the reason she isn’t like that anymore is bc of trouble in the first place I guess #his proximity to her has saved countless lives #It’s tough being the norm poster boy of a diminished army #wait I meant detached not attached #it was v fun to be hysterical in this scene #this is technically a wip but I am trying to have hobbies again I think my job is killing me

Never posted these (was going to do a whole series but forgot) lol Always Sunny x @shepherds-of-haven

#spoilers #chase trinaeste #trouble alder #Lavinet uhhhh #NAVEEN?#leftover from that week where I inexplicably fell in love with chase and could think of on #only him #norms n their shenanigans

My workplace trainer embarrassed me in front of a whole cab of people and then I cried a little bit (like 4 tears!!!!) then he said I was EMOTIONALLY UNSAFE and sent me back to the training school to speak to my managers and when I repeated emotionally unsafe?!!! He said I SWORE AT HIM

#WTF IS GOING ON THO #now I’m off roster for the rest of the week just rotting in this stupid room called the fishbowl #teeth chatters #I have been leaking for the eyes for hours due to the injustice I hate this job I think #I’ve got an RDO tomorrow and then I’m just going to fucking take sick leave because what the fuck am I doing here lmao #need 2 relax but the INJUSTICE #I need to get a new piercing about this I feel like it will factory reset me

Girls KISSIN celebrating pride with Shery from @shepherds-of-haven 🌈🦄

EDIT: NOT THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR A MONTH OMG

#shery acquell #this has been in my sketchbook for ages and I just basically could never get it to look right #halle being pretty aggressive here honestly but that’s her whole jam anyway #realistically Halle doesn’t go for shery much (too timid) but they look good together #JUST SOMETHING ABOUT NORMS IG #she’s a problematic norm fetishist omg #shepherds of haven #halle beren #I actually drew them nakie for this originally then was like wow relax put shirts on #this can be IRL or in shery’s hyperfemme dreamland either is fine to explain all the flowers #and lace walls #why’d I think the lesbian flag had yellow in it?#so mysterious #still I fw it sooo #I got rocked so hard by the latest update all thoughts fled from my mind #and then it was just train exam after train exam #tell me why my classmates are in tears tho lol #this sketch was actually ancient it was like… 3 years maybe #originally they were naked then I was like hm

I was blitzing this assessment content and the trainer was so hype bc I was following and asking questions and stuff, but then the assessment came and I fat-fingered two things omfg I still passed but how LAME. He was like ??? Going back to read questions leads to overthinking no one should do it it’s shit advice.

#teeth chatters #I forgot I have a whole ass Yuri pic to post #missed pride but whatever #fucking brake pipe airrrr!!!!

Weeee happy pride have a sketch of Riel being angry at Halleday because he has some class and Halleday has NONE he is a SLUT who needs a FIRM HAND @shepherds-of-haven

#riel syndran #shepherds of haven #pride #gender doesn’t matter literally at all when you can shapeshift but in this case this is just alt universe where Halle was born a man #he would be THE WORST every characteristic I’ve given him is rly toxic #he’s a top but like I said needs a really firm hand #perfect for a power bottom tbh #he has a worse temper than Halle but crashes out less - but when he DOES lose it it’s apocalyptic #he’s a lazy asshole who just wants to do his magic research so he is romantically passive #you can’t slow burn him you just have to tell him you want him and he’ll whip it out #anyway riel please teach him to be a man instead of a beast #I think he is a shifter and maybe an archer even though he’d look cool with a sword #he would actually have a staff but Yanno #anyway riel hope you like OP guys with a streak of pitch black darkness under their himbo facade #you can tame him!!!!#this was done when I was having some artist’s block and as you can see I got a flower brush #shoh #cog games #girls to come #he was not meant to be that huge but it just worked out this way - so I guess he’s like 6’5+ and we’re going with it #should out to kingdom-dance bc I love the name Halleday lmao I didn’t even think twice after she suggested it #oh shit his ear is too small omg but my apple pen isn’t working??!! oh well

Is it a cop out for pride month if I just gender flip Halle and draw a whole bunch of stuff with (him) and riel bc I’ve drawn her with basically everyone else (except Ayla I have so many sketches of her with Ayla but I always get overwhelmed for some reason - maybe I will finish my Neptune x Uranus Halle x Ayla picture that I’ve had for 3+ years). I never make male characters but I’ve neglected riel for so long (ironically fem!halle would go for riel really hard lmao)

#teeth chatters #man whatever who can stop me realistically #this would be a power bottom x whining top couple which in bl is my fav #het ships I like girl power tops… basically everything hades 1 and 2 has going on romantically #mean girls and soft boys u feel me

It is so cold (Australian cold) and I am hiding in my office bc I’m waiting for the sun to come up so that it will be less cold (Australian cold) but my hands are too cold (Australian cold) to draw so instead I’m listening to a critical breakdown of Supernatural podcast of all things and can’t believe that the first season came out in 2006 rip

#teeth chatters #I am OLD #also I got the job I went for! I will be doubling my income and be spending a lot of time on the train #draw on the train! I hear you say #except it is not appropriate to be rendering honkers in uniform in public #don’t worry I’m also disappointed #should I get a steam deck so I can just play hades 2 the whole time ???#now I will be able to afford whatever my cat needs and also that life save vaporeon plush #and that ring that is also a pool which I hold great lust for #and maybe a grey warden tattoo with my best friend forever #don’t you think that would be fun ????#if we ignore how much dragon age has fallen off #oh to die in 10 years of the blight but make incredible friends along the way #gotta finish always sunny redraws but maybe I overcommitted #but maybe the idea is enough #the other day my obnoxious boss asked if I could draw or if I could DRAW and I was like man I dunno and he kept pressing so I showed him…#… my chase pic bc it’s one of my only solo pics where someone is clothed (oop) and he was like oh.#then proceeded to ask me to draw him a bunch of 80s action heroes for free #AS U CAN SEE SIR I DONT DRAW REALISM ALSO I HATE YOU AND IT WOULD TAKE HOURS OMG NO #also people who live in actual cold places just don’t understand Australian cold we have no clothes or infrastructure for this #every time you go in a house in Germany mid winter the houses are warm #here you will freeze to death in the space between the heater and your bed #also maybe I’m anaemic #during a long shift in the mountains last week I would’ve done anything to be warm so I ended up on tinder #now have to deal with the consequences of my actions aka men talking to me bc they find me attractive #huge mistake on my part #call me Casper the way I’m ghosting #I’m sorry for the sweet things I said when I was cold #I can’t #love you my only love is the sea

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So I went crazy on Chase after that last pic for like a week and a half then ran back to my man but forgot me n his hair had beef so I started playin around. Enlisted the community who showed tf up @feykiller @glass-eie @emeraldgreaves @kingdom-dance you’re all so fkn funny ilu

It kills me I can’t fit them all on here pls reblog with your creations and if anyone wants to play barber pls pm me I’ll send u my lines. Shout as always to @shepherds-of-haven for creating my favourite toy 🧸

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Ft. Friar tuck Trouble and Troublas

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Cursed elf trouble he is my enemy

#trouble alder #fey vs trouble’s hair except she’s winning #no word of a lie I would let friar trouble hit #bowl cut trouble my unironic fav #it’s the scalp shine for me tbh #Lena does this look like him how’d I do #in darkest night I dream of rendering skin from all angles but shame chokes me hmmm #norm tiddy unmatched #@the other boys eat your heart out blade I know you don’t have the body fat % for honkers #sucks to suck babygirl #put down the fucking purple shampoo trouble we need to bEAT THE ALLEGATIONS #hair styles: closest to canon I’ve managed so far - the leon Kennedy - the metalocalypse #Dazza from down the road - sailor moon - emo boy - punk - trouble alderlake - the punk - astarian and the front fringe carpet lmaoooo

My cat is sick again and I’m sad and people are so cruel they find out how much money it’s costing her for treatment and they tell me to just kill her.

#teeth chatters #honestly when I’m really hurt I tell them that if she was a dog I’d have killed her already #this is not true at all but people are always really shocked #like oh you don’t like that idea? fuck you #she’s sick but her quality of life is good as long as I can keep up with her treatments financially #I’m not letting my best friend die because I can’t afford it