my shiny teeth & me

ind. sel. priv. joke oc. penned by jenn.

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legstolen:

legstolen:

im  gonna  go  shower  and  become  wet  like  a  TIGER my  favourite  beast

please  for  the  love  of  GOD  stay  safe

did  you  just  tell  yourself  to  stay  safe

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princess:

What an odd girl she was, but she had Nico laughing whenever she spoke. “Maybe,” She agreed teasingly, laughter dying down to a soft murmur. “But we haven’t even started shopping yet, maybe you won’t feel so lucky in a bit when you’re suddenly weight-lifting with ten bags.” 

It’s when they stop that she blinks up at her, huffing as she pauses to take a look around. She tugs on Nnej’s arm, beginning to tug her in the direction of one of the huge department stores she knew was nearby. It’s not that far of a walk, and it was where Nico had been initially heading. It’s when they make it all the way up to the third floor of ladies fashion that she releases Nnej’s arm, making her way over to a rack to pick out some skirts of various styles. It was obvious though, the pleated sorts were her favorite. 

“What do you think of this one?” She asks, holding out a soft peach colored, high-waisted midi skater skirt. “Or do you prefer this?” It’s the same skirt, but with an additional mesh detail. She’s in the middle of showing Nnej the rest of the skirts and going through each when she notices the looks being cast in her direction and finds her words faltering, hesitating. 

“Um, is there anything you want to try on? I think I’m going to go to the dressing room in a bit.” 

“ are you underestimating me ? i could lift those ten bags along with you if i wanted to ~ ” her words come out in a hum, as she trails behind. it feels quite odd to be the follower instead of the leader — hell, it was already odd enough having a genuine, normal conversation with someone. in all honesty, she had blanked out during the journey, only snapping back to reality when the figure in front of her had stopped.

she leans against one of the walls of the store (careful not to bump into the rack of sunglasses beside her), watching nico pick out clothes from afar. perhaps this was what it felt like to be a boyfriend waiting for his girlfriend to finish shopping, or even one of the men that she had mooched off of before.  

“ hmm ? why not just get both ? it’s all on me — remember ? ” she shrugs as she talks, though she raises her eyebrows at the change of tone. letting out a huff, she approaches nico with her hands in her pockets.

“ nah, i’ll just wait outside the dressing room, unless you’re insisting i try on something. ”

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princess:

Nico hesitates for a moment before taking the taller girl’s arm, another small laugh sounding from her. Her grip is light, feeling a bit overwhelmed by the kindness behind the gesture - perhaps it wasn’t anything really that big of a deal, but it all meant a lot to her. 

 “Curfew? My goodness. Nnej dear, I’m a big girl~” She replies cheekily. “Do you have a curfew? I would hate to get you into any trouble.” 

She falls quiet for a moment before sighing, murmuring. 

“In all seriousness, I don’t have anywhere to be and nobody I gotta get home to. How about you? I’m notorious for long shopping trips, I guess I should have warned you…”

“ you and i are alike, then, ” she muses in a sing - songy voice, making motions with her other arm to further exaggerate her words. “ for two vagabonds like us to meet on such a night ~ fate must’ve brought us together ..... — ”

her expression fades back into her normal poker face.

” — or something dumb like that. ”

she lets out another snort, tilting her head just so she could see nico from the corner of her eye. abruptly, she stops in her path. 

 “ so ? lead the way, princess. the night may still be young, but that doesn’t stop the clock from tickin’. ” 

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silklux:

Nico raises an eyebrow at the question, expression shifting to one of a sullen pout as she shakes her head. 

“Not many boys are interested in me, really… I think more of them are grossed out than they are attracted to me.” 

Just when she feels a bit more at ease, her face is heated once more when Nnej jokes about dates and calls her princess. In all honesty, she just wanted a friend - but was that too pathetic to admit? Either way, she’s busy struggling to fend off the blush on her cheeks.  Well, she sure was smoother than any boys who tried to pick her up at the bar. Hell, she even outcharmed some of her clients.

“My name is Nico.” She blurts out impulsively, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear as she boldly stares up at the other girl. “What’s your name? If you don’t mind, I could always use a second opinion on outfits.” 

“ hmm ? surprising. ah, but that’s none o’ my business, though. ” 

she shrugs — it wasn’t as if she’s in a relationship either. she got into affairs for her own benefit, whether it was required for one of her tasks or if she simply needed to mooch off of someone. she’d never harm a friend like that, of course, but to most strangers, she held little to no sympathy.

“ nico, eh ? i’ll keep that in mind. feel free to call me nnej or something. i don’t really care what. ”

sticking her arm out, she turns around. “ then let’s get goin’ to ... wherever . you have a curfew? wouldn’t want to keep you up ” 

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silklux:

She hadn’t anticipated this sort of reaction either - eyes widening as she stares back up at the other girl. Nico had been dead set on walking away as fast as she could to reserve any dignity she had left but had been stopped short. 

Her lips part and she can only gape at her in surprise and at loss for words. After holding her gaze for a few seconds, she finds her face heating up and is quick to look away shyly. A small, soft laugh sounds as she gives a half-hearted shrug in response. 

“I’m used to trouble… Trouble tends to attract trouble.” Nico replies gently, though whatever she had planned on saying next is quick to falter on her tongue. She looks up abruptly, again looking rather surprised at the offer. “R-really? You would do that? Wait! You don’t have to buy me something…” 

Don’t get her wrong, she loves gifts - but this was too nice. She’s not used to it. 

“I don’t want to trouble you any more than I already have… I’d be happy just to have company. The holidays are sorta lonely for a girl like me.” 

“ don’t be so modest. consider it a gift from me — i mean, it’s pitying to see a girl walking out by herself on christmas. i mean, aren’t you supposed to be on a date or something ? ”

nnej snorts, allowing her hand to return to her side. of course, the streets were flooded with couples and families. it was to be expected on a holiday. actually, her favourite hobby was to sneak into the background of couples taking photos to make gross expressions. it’s an interesting past-time, really.

“ company ? you want me to be your fake date or somethin’? — ” a ( quite obnoxious ) laugh  — “ but seriously, it’s not like i’m doing anything either. what’s on your agenda, princess ? ”    

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silklux:

Well, this wasn’t going as good as she had hoped for. It was awkward, awkward enough to make her feel a little anxious. She never was good at talking to girls. They were certainly a better company than men, and she was much more soft around them but at times it was difficult. Maybe this girl knew, and she was weirded out.

Her voice quiets, feeling a bit more nervous and more-so intimidated now as opposed to suspicious as she was initially. She clutches at the hem of her skirt, shaking her head lightly as she looks away. 

“A-ah, I guess so… I’m sorry for bothering you then Miss.” 

such a soft individual . . . she was too pure for nnej. she doesn’t want to be acquainted with those who don’t deserve to get involved with a villain like her. 

even so, she takes yet another step forwards ( a much bigger step this time, mind you ). she reaches for nico’s jaw — 

— only to use her index finger to raise her chin. she peers down at her, straight into her eyes. 

“ man, you’re seriously gonna get yourself in trouble if you keep this up. almost makes me wanna stick around just to protect ya. 

are you busy now ? it’s christmas, right ? there’s bound to be sales on skirts everywhere. i’ll just get you one or something —  what ? don’t give me that look. i’m not poor or anything. ”

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silklux:

“I’m…sorry.” Nico offers, though she doesn’t bother to specify what for - now nervously playing with the hem of her skirt as her gaze focuses on the ground. After a moment’s hesitation, she looks up. “C-can you show me where you got that skirt from?” 

“ what are you apologizing for? you really are strange ~ ”

even so, she smiles, taking a small step forwards. she didn’t necessarily seem like a threat . . . perhaps just a normal civilian. she had to remind herself that not everyone was out there to get her. 

“ i got it as a gift, so i dunno —— is that really all you wanted to ask me ? ” 

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silklux:

@teethate

There’s something off about this girl. Nico can’t quite place a finger on it but she has enough vibes about her that she has the inclination to feel cautious towards her. She eyes her for a few moments before she clears her throat quietly. “I like your skirt.” She promptly informed her.

“ hmm ? oh, thanks  . . .  is there something you want from me ? ”

nnej furrows her eyebrows —— she wasn’t fond of the way that she was being glanced at. did she look too suspicious ? it wasn’t as if she was performing one of her duties. no, she was simply strolling around for once.  

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" merry pissmas, peezai, " nnej snickers, tossing him a small box ( it's wrapped quite nicely, even decorated with a cute little ribbon ). it hides a minion plushie, but in the shape of a tooth.

        he catches the box in his hands ,  first putting it to his ear to detect any strange noise ,  then shaking it lightly  —  he can’t hear anything ,  which only makes him more uneasy .  he wouldn’t put it past nnej to try and murder his during the holidays ,  and while he did crave death ,  this was not the way he wanted to go .  hands carefully tear the paper apart ,  body leaning back to keep his distance from whatever’s inside pandora’s box .

       ‘ thanks , ’  he stares at the monstrosity in his hands ,  face contorted into a disgusted scowl ,  ‘ i hate it , ’  maybe a bomb would have been better . 

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reflectiid:

     “ nnej! nnej! do you want to try this new cake recipe i made? “ it’s a small cake, only a bit bigger than his hand. he holds it out to her along with a small plastic fork. “ it’s really good! it’s chocolate flavor, with a bit of a surprise~ “ // @teethate sc.

“ another recipe ? you sure are quick, i have to admit... ”

uncrossing her arms, NNEJ gladly accepts the cake. it looks quite well decorated too — it almost feels like a shame to eat it so casually. hesitantly, she scrapes off a piece of the cake, furrowing her eyebrows. 

“ a surprise ? you’re not trying to poison me, are you ? ”

it’s a joke — of course it’s a joke. sweet little LEWIS would never harm someone for no reason like that. Still, she can’t help but feel uneasy about the word ⸤  SURPRISE  ⸣ ...

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" heh. it's over, mister, " she crosses her arms, flashing him a toothy grin. " all your teeth are belong to us. "

       ‘ heh , ’  the moment his teeth come into contact with the villain ,  dazai’s expression changes from one of despair to confidence , ‘ foolish ,  nnej - san ;  did you think i’d fall so easily for your poorly executed trap ? ’  he grins , trying to squeeze the words out of his mouth even without his teeth .  how the tables have tabled ,  ‘ my nullifying ability works even if you hold just a part of my body  —  now all the power you’ve stolen will vanish .  soon ,  you’ll be caught and defeated .  give all the teeth back or you’ll face prison . ’ 

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i like, really don’t know how to explain this but here i am regardless with a shitty promo. this is a blog for my oc NNEJ, penned by your one and only NYENN. she steals teeth and then eats them for power. i’m currently setting her main verse as BSD since that’s what influenced her creation. please don’t kick me out, BSD FANDOM. i’ve only binged s1 at 2 am. i’m here to harass MARI’S DAZAI. please don’t take anything here seriously. this was a mistake. 

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