Rosalie Hale Wannabe

I guess I'm a twilight blog now

[chicagocubsreactions]

Seiya taking hacks with a katana.

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[teethgrrrl]

@squirmple

[stlamb]

[anxietyproblem]

[vampcraft-deactivated20231205]

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

[neuer-fruehling]

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[dogsmouth]

life is beautiful

[dogsmouth]

we made a u-turn for this picture btw

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

at the club fucked up on kerrygold pure irish butter

[horrorhospital]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

[iwilleatyourenglish]

despite the fact it's dressed like the boring guy you avoid at office christmas parties in every ad, it does not, in fact, arrive at your home khaki'd up and ready to go.

he's 5'7" so i hope you just have clothes for an adult man just laying around. and yes, his name is Puffy.

anyways the naked photos further cement his horrid homunculus status.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

all of the information provided about this thing make it seem like its creators only have a passing understanding of human beings.

i mean like yeah. that is true. teddy bears are usually shaped like bears and this one certainly is not.

kill the ones you love. puffy is enough.

puffy is enough.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

hey! don't be scared, okay?

puffy is a milky brown!

[teethgrrrl]

@squirmple

[its-jesster]

✨Three coffees no lunch✨

[skulandcrossbones]

"stop commenting on actress's bodies" nah actually I think I will continue to comment on the fact that since the rise of ozempic every second actress looks like she's about to blow away in a strong wind because I lived through heroin chic and normalised eating disorders and insane body expectations the FIRST fucking time and saw the damage it did so I'm personally not going to stay silent and let choice feminism make extreme weight loss "acceptable" just because tiktok has convinced some of yall that any choice a woman makes is Valid just because she's a fucking woman like are you all fucking serious right now

[skulandcrossbones]

and I actually think we SHOULD be shaming these women like we should be calling them out for undoing 2+ decades of body positivity all so they can prance around with giant heads and skeletal wrists and visible ribs and I actually don't give a fuck about it being their "choice" because while they have the money and access to lose weight with a medication that wasn't fucking made for them (and then say oh no it's just a healthy diet and exercise tee hee 🤭), the 12 or 13 year old girls seeing them and thinking that's how they should look are going to use the only methods at their disposals to look like that and it is going to KILL THEM and I dont give a FUCK if it hurts some rich cunt's feelings or makes me a bad feminist if I say she's an irresponsible piece of shit for promoting such an extreme and unhealthy body image for the millions of young girls growing up on a new wave of insane body dysmorphia I don't give a FUCK!!!!!!!

[oakenroots]

Also all of the people pushing Ozempic as a magic weight loss drug are really just sweeping all the negative side effects under the rug and dismissing the total lack of long term study on the drug. If the primary side effect of this medication was weight GAIN instead of LOSS you can bet that it would still be in strictly controlled trials.

[watermotif]

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

[ispyspookymansion]

horror movie enjoyers will be having a terrible day and be like fuuuuuck i need to unwind….maybe nows the time to finally check out shit piss deathfest 2 . For a bit of lighthearted entertainment

[glorianas]

lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

[charl0ttan]

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

[maxfact]

My mom would love this post

[maxfact]

I was right

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