Freak Nasty

Al / 26 / He/Him 🐎 I'm blogging from the beach that makes you old header by @waterdeers

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[mysillycomics]

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[hajskaeg]

I'm going to say something and I know this is a safe space to say it

I don't care about Jimothy the raccoon and I think Jimothy is a stupid name

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions