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innerchildabortionclinic

tornado spawn point

lickingandsuckingchristmascoins

come over

#the hilarious part is that it's all the patent medicines actually #since they were often laced with hard drugs that would be full felony charges to possess in that quantity today #and when you give a kid cocaine juice they do get weird and addict-y later on hmmmm odd how that works #white people being scared of spices is not new tho LOL “mexicanized” yeah sure brother

tatzelwurming

genuinely if it becomes a film making trend to adapt 4chan/reddit posts into movies i think we should ban the moving image

tatzelwurming

ok one exception

enba-and-luka

#love writing these kinda headlines in my story ehehehe

romanceyourdemons

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

evilvillain123456789

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

only-cat-memes

whatcoloristhatcat

black tortoiseshell with moderate white spotting (calico)

#Tybalt did this last weekend I was horrified #dumb terrible baby

wosp-reactivated

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

phantomrose96

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

phantomrose96

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

dogpuppy

derinthescarletpescatarian

#Me every day at work #idk how attorneys get away with being fucking illiterate but yet

epsilonhybrid

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

#reading about old world medicine sounds exactly like this

berdyayeva

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

#this is the plot of the manga Innocent by Shin-ichi Sakamoto #set in 18th-century France #ya know when da revolution happened

clownboybebop

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

eebie

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

#deceptive and treacherous fruit #the apple in the garden that got humanity booted from paradise was also a red delicious #lying viper of a fruit

pukicho

I sometimes envision myself being married to someone I can love for the rest of my life, but other times I’m envisioning some shit that honestly doesn’t matter at all

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