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i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

the1handsomeboy

"What's that sweety?"

"It's the girl who I hear crying in the walls..."

"oh... Uh...hmm"

tatzelwurming

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

e-102

you’ are biased against my skull

tatzelwurming

i’m not having this argument again man

alienlike

what in the world are these people talking about

#new woke way to say women who wear pants want to be men just dropped lol #when your gender nonconformity is to conform strictly to gender roles where Boy Clothes Mean Ur Brain Is Boy

cpericardium

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

cpericardium

#have had this convo irl actually #hate writing groups/book clubs bc someone's fuckass boyfriend is always there to bring this stupid bitch energy to the function #and then he shares his writing and it's a 4 page pile of crap he drafted in middle school and hasn't touched since even tho he's fucking 34 #men in writing groups are catching strays today

carolsturka

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

krebkrebkreb

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

krebkrebkreb

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

#cardinal sin of being a woman that is not nice and/or kind and who shamelessly prioritizes her ambition over her relationships #Salma has no maternal instinct & is not above using a man's mommy issues in her favor #and then yeah she's a lesbian in a masculine horny dysfunctional way and not in a chaste pure pillar of morality and wholesomeness way #also I just think she'd be loathed for being “mean” to the two attractive men that make up majority of the major cast #but if she were a male character they'd prolly ship the fuck outta her with both of them #so yeah if there was a fandom her crime would be Female

weaselknievel

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

oswednesday

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

#chastity

importantcatpics

whatcoloristhatcat

red classic tabby 2x combo

#Salma #hezekiah #this is how Jordanus sees them

cheaphalloweencostume

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

#Salma #hezekiah

necarion

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

#She must have a death curse upon her pussy like OG Bond had on his dick #AKA if you want it just as toxic than all the women who have premarital sex w/ Lady Bond must be punished by the narrative via brutal death #For she has proven herself sloven (and in this case homosexual) and her only path to redemption is through untimely death #Because you can not be sucking and fucking as a woman (unless you're lady Bond) without cosmic justice being unleashed upon you

dykeselfcest

it is unfortunate that there's no reason for most people to remember high school chemistry because the best analogy I have found for "the amount of energy that it takes me to initiate a task, which can be higher than the amount of energy it takes to actually complete the task" is "activation energy" and it's not precisely perfect but