[letsgobacktowhen]

[books-beans-toebeans]

The Starbucks by my shop is closed for renovations! The amount of people coming in asking for a large macchiato is driving me insane. A macchiato is espresso and a tiny amount of foam what you really want is a latte.

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

All the NSFW blogs right now.

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[tylerhoesephandtwentydunpilots]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[teh-kirbles]

The lonliness is suffocating and theres no one.

[teh-kirbles]

world mental health day is today and i think its poetic that i’m sitting here debating what makes this day to day shit worth it.

[fruit-butt]

‘dad bod’ is just ‘bear’ in Straight

[garbagebagger-deactivated201812]

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

[gservator]

+3 to Intellect

[teampokepals76]

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

[paint-the-sky-lilac]

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

[bando--grand-scamyon]

My mama said I can’t be in yo class no more

[typhlonectes]

[longdickdezzy]

90S BABY WITH NO KIDS YET.

[imsoshive]

Outchea

[vybewitme]

👏🏽

[midknyghtkvng93]

Yeeeerrrrr

[skyakafreckles]

[dmvkidcudi]

[janinespacey]

[savagekuro]

[jaiemclovin]

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

[aboveignorance]

Gang gang. 91 no muchachos

[enlightenedsilverking]

[usatodayopinion]

— Samantha Bee, in Best of Late Night

[kydonic]

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

[edgebug]

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[badgerofthebarricades]

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[lobstersonskateboards]

never will I ever forget the time my friend told me about goddamn. mormon bubble porn

[lobstersonskateboards]

@glubablub @queenofthesafetypins

ok so

there’s a rule in mormonism that you Absolutely Cannot see a woman naked. however, since we as a species usually LOVE to jack off, people found a way around it.

basically what they do is take pictures of beautiful bikini women or whatever, and cover the bits that would be deemed unseeable, and creating bubbles around certain parts like the stomach and neck, to give off the illusion that they’re naked.

that way they can jack off freely without guilt. it is generally effective, but since it’s so obscure it looks like some kind of odd fetish.

In conclusion, anybody with a sex drive, no matter the religion, will absolutely try their hardest to jack off, even if it means really fuckin strange loopholes. thank u for ur time.

[star-spangled-jackass]

I can’t

[teh-kirbles]

Things I'll never say to you:

I'll never live up to the girl you lost, and trying to will kill me too.

All I ever wanted from you was for you to want me and make me feel it.

The fact that 6 months in I wasn't madly in love with you tells me more than anything.

Part of me is scared that that is the precise reason to have stayed and worked on shit.