Don't forget the space between Mephisto and Pheles

[Emmerich/ Emmy] [19] [He/Him]

[tele-phoneline]

[tele-phoneline]

Got my copy of eternal diva the other day...

Descole be upon ye.

(plus this one i think is extremely funny)

(he was genuinely out for blood here)

[tele-phoneline]

this nothing is starting to taste like maternal instincts for William Macbeth

hesso fucking cute.

[tele-phoneline]

Im a little pissy right now so i stoped what i was doing and got in the bed to calm down and the first thing i see when i turn on my phone is the notification that an ebay seller declined my lowball offer. I actually saw redare you fucking kidding me come on man. A cat loafed on me in the middle of writing this.

i cant catch a fucking break in this hiuse ...

[tele-phoneline]

Top ten ways to look at your boy bestie who just killed at least 20 people

[everyklaus]

blood blockade battlefront volume 2 - chapter 7 - page 23

[mao-chick-a-wow]

i pray someone understands this reference…i stand with my cancelled wife turnabout serenade

some baked goods me and my sister made for the occasion

[apollojusticetimeline]

BREAKING NEWS! The rest of The Gavinners: "Guilty As Charged" Tour has been cancelled due to Daryan Crescend, the second frontman of the band being arrested for murder! The rest of the band hasn't given any comment yet, but it's assumed the band will likely take a hiatus.

[beadyeyes]

[leiten7]

[operrator69]

It was very necessary

[gavinnersband]

Attention:

The Gavinners have released the following public statement regarding the Sunshine Coliseum concert:

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[ttnn77]

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

[apollojusticetimeline]

July 7th 2026

The Gavinner's "Guilty As Charged Tour" will be at Sunshine Coliseum tonight!

[wizardworms]

[imathers]

[notdeezy]

Today is the day to post this

[thatonebipotato]

he does this every year