[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

This is how Democrats mourning Lindsey Graham sound

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[flipchild]

when you tell them you're all out of smackarels and all you get back is that hundred-acre stare

[oldbaton]

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[kosmogrl]

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[marzipanandminutiae]

Sometimes this account posts mistaken digital census transcriptions, so I always check before sharing, but in this case it is exactly right (although his last name was spelled Fagot, and probably pronounced "fah-GO")

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[bimmyjimmy]

the jimmy summer palette has dropped

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[nick-nellson]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in