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Are you happy, Deadlock?
Imagine if you went to an alien planet and the alien planet was inhabited by tiny people. & Their principle method of locomotion was biomechanical vehicles that well. Look pretty much like humans. Not exactly like humans but when you see one you're like yeah that's some kind of weird looking guy. But they aren't alive or conscious, they're just meat machines and the tiny people climb up onto their heads and puppet them around Ratatouille style. Ok so that's what I think it would be like to be a transformer.
Do you think Megatron knows this freak gets off from nosediving
Do you think Cybertronians memed the hell out of
video footage of Megatron ripping Sentinel Prime in half?
My son was born a sphere and he rolled away
Thinking about Optimus and Megatron being caught in a Devilman type time loop, repeating the same mistakes again and again but every time something is a little different.
Hi! Can I request for screenshots of the TFOne Quintessons?
Have a bat as payment
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I can! More excuses to watch TFO and get more background screenshots.... and maybe more dpax moments but hey! Transformers one is literally dangling dpax in my face the whole time sooo I shall take the bat and I shall give you a cat as thanks! /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\ so hope you enjoy!
I watched Transformers One
they’re all weird(affectionately<3)
oh lawd she comin
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~ The eyes and ears of the Decepticons ~
No matter where you go, no matter how quiet you are...
You will always be seen.
He will be there.
And he will be watching you.
~~~
Inspired by Guillaume Morellec's illustration based on the 1984 book
I know some of you will love this
that looks awesome. tybalt is a mitsubishi forklift. the real understand
can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you
Due to work reasons, it took me several months to complete the Settings of Megatron and Sound Wave. Please enjoy. Any questions about embers are also welcome
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 3
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Megatron (Transformers)
Luo Binghe (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
PROPAGANDA:
[Megatron]
"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.
Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!
Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.
Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."
"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."
[Luo Binghe]
"I have no desire to see him pregnant I am merely doing this out of the goodness of my heart because I know he would want to be. You know that "I will defy biology and get you pregnant" quote? In his case it would be "I will defy biology and get pregnant". And considering the world he lives in he could do it too."
"I’d love to impregnate him, but I’d get more joy out of him being impregnated by Shen Qingqiu (his husband).
Reasons lbh should be pregnant
I want him to
Anyone of any gender can be pregnant but lbh has some great gender fuckery in svsss and being pregnant would fit great into that. He is referred to as maiden-hearted and given the nickname bingmei (little sister) by his husband. He loves to cook and clean and generally is a lot happier acting as a wife (except for sex). He would lean so hard into being pregnant I don’t think anyone could do it better. He would literally be glowing.
Cute little bingmei with a big belly and the world’s most perfect curls….
In order to even get pregnant, lbh would go out of his way to make it happen via some sort of magic plant sex pollen/curse/etc. I need to see how he makes it happen."
"He wants to be a wife and bear his teacher/husband's child so badly. He lives in dream of the day he will finally get to bottom."
"He canonically wants a period and honey he won't when he learns about the alternative (pregnancy)."
"You guys don't understand how badly Luo Binghe needs this. Due to certain circumstances, Luo Binghe's birth mother threw him into a frozen river to save his life. She herself then died, and his father was chained under a mountain. He was rescued from the river by a fisherman, but he grew up an orphan on the streets, abused by everyone, until a kind washerwoman took him in. However, she was so run-down from working to support him that she died, too. When he's still a child, he becomes a disciple of a prominent cultivation sect, but is consistently bullied and abused by his peers and his master/teacher alike. In the "original novel," before Shen Yuan transmigrates into it as Luo Binghe's shizun, Luo Binghe is thrown into the Endless Abyss, becoming an evil person, hurting everyone who previously hurt him tenfold, and even harming innocents, continuing the cycle of abuse. After Shen Yuan transmigrates into Shen Qingqiu when Luo Binghe is fourteen, in this version of the story, Luo Binghe's shizun treats him with kindness and he falls in love with him. But due to unavoidable circumstances, Shen Qingqiu still throws Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss, forcing him to accept his demonic heritage, and Luo Binghe is left heartbroken and angry, not understanding why his beloved shizun would do such a thing, but he loves him still. At the end of SVSSS, Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu have reconciled and gotten married, and Luo Binghe's crimes are much less than they were in the original version of the story. The cycle of abuse is ended. But Binghe still retains the scars, and has still committed crimes. A child would be the perfect way to heal him, and to end the cycle of abuse entirely. It would be beautiful. Please vote for him to end the cycle of abuse."
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