Hey. It’s me. The guy whose dad went out for milk 20 years ago.
Welcome to the official blog of Telemachus,
Son of Odysseus, heir to the world’s worst case of abandonment issues,
and reluctant prince of Ithaca™.
what you’ll find here:
– passive-aggressive updates from the palace
– suitor sightings (yes, they’re still here)
Do not ask me where Odysseus is.
If I knew, I wouldn’t be blogging about it.
Follow for vibes, father-related content, and existential dread in a tunic.










