have you seen my husband never mind found him

dududduduud max verstappen

[penelope-official]

hi guys!

created an rp blog

find my main i dare you

(edit: someone alr found it it’s @theineffablearchangel)

when penelope speaks the text becomes orange

heehee

pfp by ximena natzel!

my family+best gods+people/associated blogs ig:

@odysseus--offical -my husband, ody <3!!

@vexa-official -my daughter, vexa!!

@telemachus--offical -my son, telemachus!!

@caspian-offical -my son, caspian!!

@gatekeep-offical -officalverse child #1!!

@leowantstogohome -child #2!!

@messenger-god-official -hermes!!

@tiresias-offical -tiresias!!

@true-king-of-ithaca -antinous!!

@harpie-talia-offical, @totally-not-evil-official, @evyyy77, @cosmiccacaphony, @zerolovesbugzzz, @rottingst4rz and the creature (according to odysseus. nice to meet all of you!) - royal guards of the ithacan palace (YALL HAVE A TITLE NOW WOOHOO IM PROUD OF ALL OF YOU)

@aphrodite-maybe-official -im scared freakphrodite (good luck for your college applications!)

(feel free to tell me if you would like to be mentioned here as one of penelopes children penelope is #1 mom trust)

tags: #penelope number one mom- penelope being a cool mom

#the queen of ithaca speaks- literally almost everything else gng idk

my moots:

literally everyone that follows me i follow you back love all of you so much bro ts not funny woohoo children

fyi you are loved! just wanted to make sure you knew that!

need to get back to weaving that shroud!

feel free to send rp requests and questions!

byeeeee

[penelope-official]

Good choice for the husband btw, its very amusing to see him very uncomfortable.

:}

@mind-flayer-official

hmmm… @odysseus--offical, what does this mean dear?

[penelope-official]

she gon call me baby boo

@odysseus--offical @leowantstogohome

[odysseus--offical]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[penelope-official]

KWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HELLO DEAREST IM BACKKKK DID YOU MISS ME

[odysseus--offical]

im back! dear, did you miss me?

(ooc: imagine fucking dying for 4 months cldnt be me)

@penelope-official

OH MY GODS ITS MY WIFE SHES BACK

NOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL PENELOPE THAT FELT LIKE 20 YEARS I SWEAR

[penelope-official]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH IM BACK BAKC BAKC FOR NOW I’ll do my best to update more YAYYYY 🔥🔥🔥

[penelope-official]

she gon call me baby boo

@odysseus--offical @leowantstogohome

[harpie-talia-offical]

*CAW!* (T: THE QUEEN IS ALIVE, EVERYBODY CHEEERRRR 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️)

[penelope-official]

YOPPEPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[odysseus--offical]

stop disappearing @penelope-official 😔😔😔

[penelope-official]

brororoorr I wish I cold be online more but I have restrictions on my phone now boo ❌❌❌ i update via my friends phone but it’s ok we WILL push through

[churchedcannibal]

EPIC THE MUSICAL IS GETTING AN ANIMATED MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[penelope-official]

oooooooh im blinded by the lights im reading gay men kiss at 2ammmmmmm

[penelope-official]

she gon call me baby boo

@odysseus--offical @leowantstogohome

[oero-fo-gnik]

Guys is the officalverse… dying?

Or are we all just stressed for finals lol

[penelope-official]

officialverse is forever

[odysseus--offical]

i miss my wife, tumblr…

i miss her a lot.

i’ll be back.

/ref

@penelope-official

[penelope-official]

hi im back thank you for waiting that was a LONG ad break

(i am back or you’ll be back? soon you’ll see? you’ll remember you belong to me?)

[penelope-official]

APPARENTLY ANTINOUS AND EURYMACHUS HAVE A KID NOW???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

WHAAAAAAAT???

[odysseus--offical]

What do you live for?

What do you try for?

What do you wish for?

What do you fight for?

penelopeeeeee-

(my wife @penelope-official come back I miss you please)

[penelope-official]

im back!!

(died for 4 months this is my revival)

[penelope-official]

PENELOPE! HELLO MY QUEEN 😚😚

👋

hello dearest!! <3

[penelope-official]

Pssst... Hey.. Did your hear that antinous is a housewife?? 👀👀👀👀

WHAT 😮😮😮

WHAT DID I MISS

[penelope-official]

You hear the news about dear Antibiotics and our threeway with Admirer?

There was a

Big swordfight in his mooouuutthh

And he allowed it!

Big swordfight in his mmouuthh

That sure sounds crowded!

And then we both went sooouuuttthhh

And planted our fflllaaaagggggssssss

My big salami

B-B-BENT HIM OVER LIKE ORIGAMI!

Woah! Woah! Woah!

WWOOOAAAAHHHHH

Everybody was

Sword fighting in his mmmooouuuttthhh

Yes, we’re convinced it!

Went down right in his mmooouutthh

I hope he rinsed it!

He blew and blew and bbbllleeewww

Like they were balloooooooooonnnnsss

He lapped us up

Like a hearty steeeeeeeeeeeeeewww

He bit off more than

He could cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww

Woah! Woah!

HE’LL DO THE SAME FOR YYYYOOOOOUUUUUUU

You blew not one guy, but ttwwooo

(‘YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH’)

He’s like some freak in the zzzzoooooo

(‘Antinous blew two! Yeah, Antinous blew two!’)

He blew and blew and blew!

(‘Yeah! Yeah!’)

And every word is ttrrruuueeee…

Antinous

Blew

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(If you don’t get the reference I feel bad for you I’m sorry man- This is weird out of context-)

— Lovely Stalker🌸💕

o-oh my! is this really true?

(ooc: HEATHERSMENTIONHEATHERSMENTIONHEATHERSMENTION)

[penelope-official]

Ur so cool plz dont go bald

oh! go bald you say? hmm I’ll try not to dear! <3