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(via LorynBrantz)

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Good morning!! 

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He's dead? Because of you?

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OMG Tele, what happened after you fell out?

………..

I uh… 

Well… 

My um… I broke my leg and… The man that had been driving the machine was… 

Well he was… He was on top of me when the Truffulas fell down and that’s the only reason I… But he… 

[telepath-ler]

Why does Tel like to take care of you?

Well. Um. I... I don’t know how to explain that? I guess ever since... That happened... 

[telepath-ler]

Why did Tel build you a house? And what happened to your tent?

Tel likes to take care of me. The tent is all packed up~

[telepath-ler]

Random questions! What is your favorite hobby? Do you have friends among the swomee swans and hummingfish too, or just the barbaloots? Also please describe your house. For reasons.

I’m so sorry~! I didn’t see this letter! My favorite hobby is... Baking! I love to make truffula muffins~ And cakes! But don’t make me choose between baking and dancing~ 

Oh, yes, I have so many friends! The hummingfish and swans are my friends, too. 

My house is a lot different from how it was when I first got here because Tel insisted I stop living in a tent. It was quite a battle getting him to build just.. a LITTLE cottage! I have a little house now~ It’s kind of like this:

It’s painted yellow! The roof and windowsills and accents are a sky blue! The garden is out back and there’s a little fence around it the garden. The gate is on the left of the house.

[telepath-ler]

Hello, everyone!

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Are you a vegan? I have another friend who's vegan too!

"Nope! I just don't end up eating a lot of meat. No meat im the forest! Unless I hunted it which... Eugh..."

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Oooh! Cupcakes! I love cupcakes, what flavor are they?

Tele giggled. "Truffula fruit, of course~ 80% of my diet is truffula~"

[telepath-ler]

I wanted to come and visit you! I almost never do so I wanted to change that.

"Yay! Well, welcome to my house! I need more visitors, that's for sure! I made cupcakes ~"

[telepath-ler]

Teeeeeeeeele!

"Aah-- Hello, Alice! What brings you out here?"

[telepath-ler]

I’m back home~

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Teleee how old is your bar-ba-loot friend?

He’s three today!! ^^

[anotherrpmemeblog]

Send “Rumour has it...” and a rumour about my muse in my ask!

My muse will then react to it being spread.

[telepath-ler]

Tele, sweetie pie are you there?

I am!! Hello~

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Bentley is starting to like walking in the park!