Reblogs Everything

No original thoughts

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[lakevida]

i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid

[lakevida]

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i'm scared

[oldshowbiz]

nasty meat sale

[unclefather]

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[ex0skeletal-undead]

One of my favorite genres of photo is Angery Bat Being Handled by Scientist

[ex0skeletal-undead]

UNHAND ME, FIEND

(photo by jasonheadley)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING

(photo by abr)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Then we’ve got this handsome lad having his glamour shots taken

(photo by svaldvard)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

[cadaverkeys]

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

[oneheadtoanother]

[radiofreederry]

[catchymemes]

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I hurt my back pretty reasonably at work today and unfortunately I couldn’t stop laughing because my first thought was “workplace injury barbie”

[shithowdy]

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

[funnytwittertweets]

[play-now-my-lord]

dude, for the last time, i can't cover your shift. it's right in the middle of my weekly wet doritos night. what part of "piggy needs her slop" don't you get

[funnytwittertweets]

[snoopyaday]