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I’m back in the real world now. Lauren • 25 • she/her • ESFJ

[jessebloom]

i do have to hand it to him

[telewhisp]

Damn, y’all still here?

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[ryanphantom]

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[telewhisp]

Sonic turned Ryan Reynolds into Detective Pikachu in the newly announced prequel

[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[tarotfurbyandchill]

[bobacupcake]

same

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[shegs]

[telewhisp]

Controversial opinion time!

[telewhisp]

I have no idea what this means but I’m here for it and I agree

[teaboot]

One time in I asked my English teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he said the ‘I don’t know, can you’ line like it was something new and clever and my mind just sort of went stupid and I told him that if there was a colloquial gap between ‘can I’ and ‘may I’  that was significant enough to genuinely confuse him in the context of a classroom then maybe he shouldn’t be teaching highschool English, and what nobody tells you about that sort of situation is that no matter how good it feels, you do have to come back and finish the rest of the class

[teaboot]

I don’t know why this got so popular all of a sudden but to confirm, yeah this was the namaste guy

[twerklina]

[lesbianwaves-deactivated2022021]

finally some good fucking news

[telewhisp]

Controversial opinion time!

[telewhisp]

To A Healthier 2019

Fuck all of the blogs that say your weight is not something you can control. Fuck you for saying that I couldn’t improve my life quality because the thought of people succeeding in weight loss makes you too uncomfortable. My weight loss journey is not about you. My before and after photos have no reflection on you.

Fuck you HAES pushers who told me it was okay to be content with acid reflux and back pain and body aches because “you can still be healthy AND fat!”.

You are not empowering people when you tell them it is impossible to lose weight.

And a BIG OL FUCK YOU for gatekeeping the body positive movement! Body positivity is about celebrating you, your talents, your traits and qualities you can and cannot change. It’s not just for big girls. I am not “disqualified” from body positivity because I am smaller. What the actual fuck kind of logic is that?

Everyone deserves to love themselves. Everyone deserves to take care of themselves. Treat yo’ self sometimes is going for a run when you don’t want to, but you feel much better afterwards. Self care is drinking water instead of a coke. Self love is working through those hard emotions in a positive way, rather than hiding.