When you feel embarrassed, I'll be your pride.

my name is Catherine and all I do is make stupid jokes and spongebob references

[suzyycarmichaelll-deactivated20]

[jessica-cohen]

i can get behind this

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[bob-belcher]

[lobstronomousskeleton]

Innovator 

[itsdoilan]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

im a simple guy

i hear a song where the singer says “STOP” and the music stops for a second, i lose my absolute fucking mind

[pesky-plumbers]

nintendo: *shows topless mario for like 10 seconds out of 7 min nintendo direct for upcoming title*

internet:

[saddest-cat-hours]

[bitchycode]

[eenuttings]

california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?

[tellyourdramatomyllama]

How It's Made: *literally anything*

me: :o

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

[bob-belcher]

[szuddenly]

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

[macmike-senpai]

[cloysterbell]

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long? 

[cloysterbell]

A πthon

[william-snekspeare]

I want this in my tombstone

[c-ptsdofficial]

me: *is left alone for 0.10 seconds*

me: i am… unlovable