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put me in the dirt / put me in a shirt

[vitabreva]

Grimes x Musk

Good End: Grimes gets all Musk’s money after he dies by autoerotic asphyxiation, donates it to charity.

Bad End: Grimes goes full right-accelerationist, becoming high priestess of the Silicon Valley A.I. Cult and ushering into being the Tellurian Demiurge.

Golden End: Grimes murders Musk on their wedding night, leads the Tesla workers in rebellion, and flees to her home planet in a stolen SpaceX rocket, leaving behind a final album even better than Art Angels.

True End: They break it off in a few months. Grimes makes a few million off Musk in exchange for signing an NDA to keep quiet about his autoerotic asphyxiation kink.

[debisdrawing]

The Federal Agents watching you (and Lou, the IT guy)

[goulashnikov-concern]

[konigstigerr]

i think i said before that this meme is a psyop made to make mass surveillance more welcome by the population and i think i found solid proof with this.

[vonisv]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[banknote-deactivated20170409]

Gentle reminder that Danny DeVito has (had?) his own brand of Limoncello

[brucebocchi]

this is a magritte painting

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

To all my younger followers, I highly recommend getting credit cards they’re the shit. You can buy tons of stuff with them then when it’s time to pay just declare “bankruptcy” it’s basically like restarting a level in pokemon. Really fucking dope.

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[fakehistory]

First Canine domestication (~ 13 000 BC)

[the-memedaddy]

[pro-gay]

Me asking for customer’s IDs and rejecting service when I see their name on the aphobe block list

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[violaslayvis]

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[akumeoy]

[iamyourwhathaveidone]

me every time I climb a ladder: what a thrill

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

twinks are down 1.25%

[farmerthespian]

[young-replica]

[young-replica]

Forbidden Knowledge 

[young-replica]

This is inside ToddTest. Two woman named Women 65 and Woman 64. The guy is actually voiced by Todd Howard and he swears. I was hoping he would say fuck.

On the desk we have a letter from Todd Howard himself.

As we see here, Todd once again shows us that he is a demon with a third eye. I will now look at Morrowind.  

[young-replica]

This is inside Morrowind’s Toddtest. Here we have the only play tester for the Elder Scrolls games. He seem to be stuck in some kind of limbo.

Here we have proof that Todd is a furry by keeping a naked Khajiit named Pretty Kitty next to a pile of moon suger.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

dark morrowind show me todd howard’s forbidden furry sex dungeon

[zvaigzdelasas]

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

because Finn said “hell no” once in The Force Awakens they’re gonna have to write into the lore that the First Order stormtrooper education regimen includes teaching them what hell is

[topherchris]