Telly

| 27 | Male | TF2 Sniper Main |

[squidong]

I’m about to buy and read the crow plastic romantasy book

Help

[squidong]

Welcome to the fae future, where you can never use a vibrator again.

[squidong]

He recognized her as his ~mate~. She’s Australian, so she keeps casually calling him “mate” as he gets increasingly flustered.

I genuinely cannot tell if this book is terrible or brilliant.

[squidong]

I have many questions. For instance, if his job is to destroy plastic but he spends most of his time hunting monsters, does that mean the monsters are made of plastic? How does that work?

[squidong]

I GUESS

[thedeathdeelers]

are u ready

[fakehistory]

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

[bathroomcube]

What are your pronouns

NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060

Intel Core i5-10400F CPU

16.0 GB RAM

[zorobae-moved-to-pillowfort]

[weonsinnombre]

[beif0ngs]

[sexhaver]

really wish we could send images back in time because i would love to know what someone from 2018 would make of this

[melonmemes]

[killin-the-machine]

[kyojinsenshu]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[justalilbean]

It’s funnier when you find out that’s his dad.

[titsandtwosugars]

that fact made this even better

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[rose-the-emo-cryptid]

Clown code.

[rift-master]

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

[openstwitter]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[habibi243]

I’m so tired

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

Fucking get it, Isabelle

[katranada-deactivated20220324]

Anonymously launch me into fucking space

[maxofs2d]

[lost-eyesight]

you ever look at someone and think “yeah forever would be cool with you”