2 Can Keep A Secret Darling

Hello Loves, I'm Telme, pronounced as Tell me, because you are to tell me everything. I know all of your secrets, and I find it humorous to exploit them to your friends, family, or even to the world darling. I don't suggest you try to be my friend either darling, because I'll still use you like a puppet. Ciao Darling.

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Ah, The Holidays Are Here, That Means That You Can Expect my First Report Soon, Ciao Darlings.

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Ohh, fresh meat....

I mean Welcome...

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I'm sensing that I should write my first news report soon.

It could be quiet bland...I need juicy drama

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

I don't even see how this is important, turn down your volume robot.

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Ooh, Give me gossip!

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Hello Lovlies

As you must know already, I am Telme, the one that will most likely ruin your life, make you want to move to a different country, and/or make your day, well, it is my job.

Just so you guys know, I know everything about you guys, possibly even more than you do, so be careful who you care for.

I'll write about your lives soon enough, so pay attention, you don't want to miss the news.

Ciao Darling