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openhouse [EP.2] - JADE ROUTE
second episode of my podcast about comics about homestuck! it's about jade route! if you don't like jade route read it now!!!
in this episode we discuss format anarchy, agency, and angst flavored both Green and Orange.
(there's also some talk of YOURS MINE and OURS, if you're into that sort of thing...)
links and show notes here!
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Now viewing: Spartan Federation
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓
None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them
I'm kind of so fucking over reactionary conservatism with regards to age regression. like there's a million things to be said about the ways age regression is natural, normal, healing, often a trauma response experienced by real #victims, and all that, but at the end of the day it's even more simple than that actually: every babyfur I follow is a beacon of light and hope in this dark world, and every babyfur hater I see is miserable and mean and twisting their politics to explain away their bigoted disgust reactions (and not exclusively in this context).
and look I was mostly kidding earlier when I called age regression trendy, I know I like to pass time in echo chambers as much as anyone else who aims to keep healthy internet browsing habits – but even when I look outside my circles I feel like I can see the writing on the walls that it's only a matter of time before the culture shifts. cursingblessing you with 100 years of age regressed babyfurs now and forever. find happiness in the harmless joys you don't fully understand. or seethe.
youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.
they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country
I'm perfectly fine with people criticizing my favorite stories and frequently do it myself but can you stop being so boring about it
"This scene made me so uncomfortable" given the subject matter, it would be really, really badly written if it wasn't.
im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild
some kind of sketch-doodle-artwork of bayonetta i've been picking at since 2024, i don't know anymore what i was trying to accomplish with it
Jesus /hj Christ
thank you everyone for reblogging/replying with "Jesus Handjob Christ".
You understand my vision, and it's good to know I'm among my people.
Are we talking "normal" handjobs? Since it's Jesus, it could very well be a stigmata handjob.
called him up on my popephone and he said that the boring answer is that he doesn't have holes in his hands, that's not how romans crucified people, some punk wrote that story about the nail-holes later and they apparently didn't understand how roman crucifixion worked.
Coming from you, the phrase "some punk" sounds like a self-indictment.
I am far from the only "some punk" and I can confirm I have written 0% of christian doctrine, I have a personal rule against writing bibles.
wait is his middle name handjob or is jesus giving christ a handjob and what does that mean about the holy trinity?
yes, and yes, and a lot
guy who owns multiple criterion blu-rays: perhaps today we could watch a film from mu physical media collection?
guy from 2006: do you have dude where's my car
guy(?) from 1862: and these hormone remedies you spoke of earlier, they allow you to develop sexual characteristics of a female? is that true? are they expensive?
me: nah theyre not that expensive, i can hook you up bartholemew. seconding dude wheres my car
guy who owns multiple criterion blu rays: i do not own such a movie physically
me: its chill its on tubi
guy from 2006: tubi rocks
me: yeah tubis chill. here [plays the movie]
girl from 1862: BY JOVE? ARE THESE MOVING PICTURES? HOW FASCINATING! ...do they make pornographic content like this?
me: im about to blow your whole world batty baby
I wasn't sure about letting this Hydromancer into the party at first, but it turns out her sword arm is unparalleled, and she only dabbled into Hydromancy so she could intentionally contain the enemy's blood after she rained countless slashes upon them like a meteor shower on the clear night sky for the express purpose of striking a pose, muttering "zan", and then releasing all of the blood on their wounds at once in a spectacle that the villager elder described "sick as fuck".
read autopraxis
