CAEDO

MY SWORD IS +15 SEND LEWD PARCHMENTS.

[krawps]

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

[underwherequestionmark]

im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed

[solantur-deactivated20200526]

spicy

[splendidland]

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

[temporalitys-blog1]

YOU SAID MAKE IT WORSE,

HERE I AM.

[temporalitys-blog1]

WE HAVE FORGOTTEN IT’S TRUE PURPOSE.

[temporalitys-blog1]

DROPS MY PHONE, PICKS IT BACK UP.

PHONE HAS LITERALLY GONE TO A SITE CALLED “MEN.COM”

[the-memedaddy]

[aleyma]

[detournementsmineurs]

Pendant amulet, Spain or Italy, circa 1600.

[genderphobia-deactivated2018101]

[porterr-robinson]

[temporalitys-blog1]

HEATS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS UP IN A PAN ON HIGH AND WINGS IT AT MY UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS LIKE A FRISBEE.

[solantur-deactivated20200526]

oh man!!! thanks for the snack!

[temporalitys-blog1]

YOU’RE WELCOME, NOW IF YOU DON’T MIND. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT CALL TO MAKE.

[temporalitys-blog1]

HEATS ONE OF THESE FUCKERS UP IN A PAN ON HIGH AND WINGS IT AT MY UNSUSPECTING FRIENDS LIKE A FRISBEE.

[temporalitys-blog1]

@cyanociitta

WELL I DID MEAT YOU HALFWAY.

[temporalitys-blog1]

cyanociitta:

[prettyandtrained2kill]

[cyanociitta-deactivated20200401]

@temporalitys

[temporalitys-blog1]

I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO RECEIVE IT.

[temporalitys-blog1]

[temporalitys-blog1]

I THRIVE ON CHAOS AND HARMLESS JOKES.