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Hello, hello, I am making a bread cake thing, how do you do?

im just chilling out in my evil villain lair, plotting evil villain things and how to royally fuck over skaiopolis and cause complete and total anarchy

but bread cake sounds fun too

#hotshotdirectress

orangetechnicalities

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orangetechnicalities

Yo.

temporalitysguise

you didnt see anything

#orangetechnicalities

ss-cosmic-castaway-blog

>You frown a little, puzzling over the strange age-disparity you feel between the proteins surrounding his cells and the actual contents around and within the actual cells.

"When I read temporally displaced cells, there’s a sort of… pinched quality in the information—periods of unnatural acceleration, or deceleration, it varies.

"Usually it’s hard to read how much specific time’s passed without having a sample of before and after, but I’ve been getting enough cases over the past months I can get a better idea of how to read the time difference at a glance."

>You tilt your head at him, curious but deliberately non-hostile.

"You don’t feel like you’ve been displaced a week, Stan. It feels like months, if not more. And several times."

temporalitysguise

> Shit. Shit shit shit. Play it cool. Feign a surprised look. At least it's not totally fake, because yeah, you're kind of surprised at the amount of time you've aged. You've only had your powers for... what, a year? If you're gaining several extra months a year... Ow. Just. Ow. Maybe you should cool it on the time bending.

"Months?"

> Yeah, there's definitely no faking the worry or surprise in that word.

#Civilian Dave #thread 4 #sscosmiccastaway

ss-cosmic-castaway-blog

>You gently reach to take his wrist with the hand you haven’t coated in cells, holding it so his palm faces your own. When he asks his question you look up, smiling reassuringly and nodding.

"Absolutely, though with what I’m planning to do you shouldn’t feel any pain atoll."

>With that said, you ease his fingers open and clasp them in your own, letting the slightly cool-feeling cells gently engulf his hand in a fuchsia envelope.

Examining his skin cells on a microscopic level gives you a mild shock, your eyebrows climbing high. That… can’t be right, can it?

"How much time did you lose, Stan?"

temporalitysguise

"It's not exactly the pain I'm worried about."

> When Tailorbird used his powers on you, you actually felt pretty good. Hell, he made you like him and want to please him. So you know firsthand that it doesn't have to feel bad for it to be dangerous.

Still, you take her hand and shiver a little at the feeling of whatever she's doing seeps into your hands. There's that weird sensation again. Of something strange and kind of... wide. You're getting used to that feeling meaning that it's old. So maybe this chick is older than she looks. And of course, you're so caught up in trying to figure that out that you almost miss the question she asks and have to take a moment to remember.

"Like. A week. I think. Why?"

#Civilian Dave #sscosmiccastaway #thread 4

Oh now you're trying to make me jealous bro.

you know it

#brotheranon #fan mail

ss-cosmic-castaway-blog

>You nod as Stan explains potential causes, registering incidental things such as heartbeat and body language that he’s bending the truth by more than a little.

However, it’s not your job to make people tell the truth, so you allow him this discretion, smiling as you continue the basic physical and brushing off stray cat hair.

"There have been a lot of strange things happening to people since then. You’re not alone. And hey, any relation could indicate something."

>As you finish the non-powered portion of your examination you can definitely tell something’s off, though until you can get a “closer" look you’re not sure you can determine what. You edge off a little, giving Stan some space.

"Well Stan, you seem healthy, but there still might be something fishy going on. If you’re comfortable with it I can use my powers to take a look and see what’s happening on a cellular level."

>You hold up your hand for him to see, showing a thin sheen of fuchsia-colored cells coating your palm.

"Just look, nothing else. I can also check if there’s still dust in your system."

temporalitysguise

> There's a bit of surprise that she can do that sort of thing. Getting the dust out would actually be kind of nice, even if their effect on your powers is pretty negligible right now. If she can, anyways. You give a hesitant nod, unsure how those powers are actually going to affect you.

"Sure, I guess. Go for it."

> Your only actual experience with someone else using their powers on you was with... Yeah, you don't wanna think about that. It wasn't exactly pleasant, and hopefully this, especially in the context of it being medical, will be a bit better. And, you know, consensual this time, too.

"... You'll stop if I ask, right?"

#Civilian Dave #sscosmiccastaway #Thread 4

someones not over me yet

I worked hard on those bro if you think you can give them more publicity than I did go for it.

id say ill post nudes of you but that opens up a whole other can of worms i dont wanna go into

#brotheranon #fan mail

sourcandyvigilante

Awwww it’s horribly despicable when you try to accuse me of lying~ You’re almost halfway to being able to pretend you’re a real villain~

Then again, not having a heroic archnemesis is a pretty big mark against that, soooooooo~

temporalitysguise

theres not a hero in this city thats good enough to be my archnemesis

and as of right now theyre all extremely pissed at me for pulling that shit and calling them out on their bullshit so i probably have a lot wanting to take me down

#tcocklives

this is my 666th post

and i have 66 fangirls

for one brief post, i am satan