Iʀᴏɴʏ's Aғᴛᴇʀᴛᴀsᴛᴇ

"Your name is Ｌｉｌ Ｈａｌ, and you can't believe how many people think you're a 'robot'." Ｉｒｏｎｙ: the use of words expressing something ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ their literal intention. _____________________ [Indie homestuck rp account for the character Lil Hal. Read the rules before asking to role play. I track the tag #temporizedtartarus.]

[temporized-tartarus]

Cravings should not exist.

[felinekin-deactivated20160804]

[xsndbwha]

batsbatsbats

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

I SCREAMED IM SO HAPPY

[vikadi]

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

[yattsu-ku-san]

these are incredible

[257k]

anonymously send me something you want to say to me but can’t

[dorcopsid]

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus

THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS OR WOLVES NO THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES ARE SHEEP

[lostbeasts]

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

holy

friggin

shit

i still think HORSES are big but

would you

just

cOULD YOU IMAGINE

FUCK

[auntytany]

[aagori]

You are not my type.

[temporized-tartarus]

So you say.

[aagori]

Is it not.

[temporized-tartarus]

It's okay Jake. Just be honest with yourself.

[aagori]

Good thing it’s not a lie!!

[temporized-tartarus]

D e n i a l .

[aagori]

I don’t.

[temporized-tartarus]

Lying is bad for you, Jake.

[aagori]

You can’t have that either you perverse hooligan.

[temporized-tartarus]

You act like you don't appreciate it.

[iguanamouth]

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for mark, a whole bunch of sleepy tiny kitties

[aagori]

…

[temporized-tartarus]

I could have said ass.

[aagori]

Do you aim just to get my goat?

[temporized-tartarus]

Of course not. I'd be much more interested in your cow.

[aagori]

Really.

[temporized-tartarus]

❤❤❤

[temporized-tartarus]

゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

i want to punch you in the fucking throat

゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

[raphnarock]

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

[moss-and-memory]

same

[freeing-my-mind]

same

[ladydontmind-blog]

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

[nylonsubmissive]

Bones next to the butt are nice

[lonexwolves-deactivated20200606]

Butt bones are the best bones.

[frogpuncherzeppeli]

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

[doritofu]

[k-i-n-d-r-3-d-s-p-i-r-i-t-s-dea]

Basically.

[lavender-ice]

I’m laughing so hard