What do you call living for exactly long enough that your father dies comfortably
Don't worry, I have two bottles of wine that'll last long enough to puzzle out the answer to that for me. And if they don't? My belt has the patience they lack
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What do you call living for exactly long enough that your father dies comfortably
Don't worry, I have two bottles of wine that'll last long enough to puzzle out the answer to that for me. And if they don't? My belt has the patience they lack
What do you call living for exactly long enough that your father dies comfortably
Speaking of conversations I didn't want to have, my mom now knows I have a neurologist appointment to discuss the rule-out testing for multiple sclerosis I need to undergo! That was a fun conversation!
My father: /has cancer
My brain: Do Not Tell Her You Might Be Sick You Assshole
Me:.....
My mom:........ what's wrong?
Me:
Me:
Me: so,,,,,,
Me: I'm sorry.
Mom: ah, ok!
Me: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know I shouldn't have said anything. I wish I didn't have to say anything. But I live alone, literally no one else knows, and your my emergency contact I so I felt like I should at least give you a heads up? But I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Mom:
Me: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.
Anyone At All At Work: hey, how are you?
Me: /starts crying violently
Me: /skips therapy because drawing a picture isn't going to do shit-all right now
Me: /pays $70 for the privilege of doing exactly that anyway
Speaking of conversations I didn't want to have, my mom now knows I have a neurologist appointment to discuss the rule-out testing for multiple sclerosis I need to undergo! That was a fun conversation!
My father: /has cancer
My brain: Do Not Tell Her You Might Be Sick You Assshole
Me:.....
My mom:........ what's wrong?
Me:
Me:
Me: so,,,,,,
Me: I'm sorry.
Mom: ah, ok!
Me: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know I shouldn't have said anything. I wish I didn't have to say anything. But I live alone, literally no one else knows, and your my emergency contact I so I felt like I should at least give you a heads up? But I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Mom:
Me: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.
Anyone At All At Work: hey, how are you?
Me: /starts crying violently
Speaking of conversations I didn't want to have, my mom now knows I have a neurologist appointment to discuss the rule-out testing for multiple sclerosis I need to undergo! That was a fun conversation!
My father: /has cancer
My brain: Do Not Tell Her You Might Be Sick You Assshole
Me:.....
My mom:........ what's wrong?
Me:
Me:
Me: so,,,,,,
Me: I'm sorry.
Mom: ah, ok!
Me: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know I shouldn't have said anything. I wish I didn't have to say anything. But I live alone, literally no one else knows, and your my emergency contact I so I felt like I should at least give you a heads up? But I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
Mom:
Me: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything.
Speaking of conversations I didn't want to have, my mom now knows I have a neurologist appointment to discuss the rule-out testing for multiple sclerosis I need to undergo! That was a fun conversation!
My father: /has cancer
My brain: Do Not Tell Her You Might Be Sick You Assshole
Me:.....
My mom:........ what's wrong?
Me:
Me:
Me: so,,,,,,
Speaking of conversations I didn't want to have, my mom now knows I have a neurologist appointment to discuss the rule-out testing for multiple sclerosis I need to undergo! That was a fun conversation!
Really exhausting getting caught in a pissing match between one of my medics and upper management on a day when I'm this damn tired. It's super petty. SUPER petty. On both sides. Over absolutely nothing worth taking offense over, and like. We really gonna do this? We're really gonna make shit splatter all the way down the bumpy hill instead of hashing it out directly at the source? Because you want us to be so miserable we make our subordinates lives miserable perpetuating this cycle of bitter meaningless horseshit? That's really what we're gonna do because we're a Big Boy Two Star Chief? Jesus Christ.
Antonio Banderas as Carlos in Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988), dir. Pedro Almodóvar
What do you call a fic idea that's been haunting you for two years now
Yes this is about Mozart in the Jungle Fernando Alonso
What do you call a fic idea that's been haunting you for two years now
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Imagine for a minute we live in a world where the validity of your apologism for a certain driver can and should remain intact while also acknowledging his response to others expressing fear was simply about as insensitive as humanly possible.
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