we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Today's Document
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Keni
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@tempuservus
Oh, important PSA: Do not eat Aloe Vera gel no matter how tempting and succulent-looking a shade of blue it may be.
Do you know what color the plant is, Natalie Marie.
This ain’t my first big rodeo, pops.
Do you know what color it is.
Do you know how tired I am of all of our conversations inevitably looping back to this tired hackneyed cliche of a pet peeve.
Yes, I do.
Oh, important PSA: Do not eat Aloe Vera gel no matter how tempting and succulent-looking a shade of blue it may be.
Do you know what color the plant is, Natalie Marie.
This ain’t my first big rodeo, pops.
Do you know what color it is.
I don't know why I keep you around at all.
Everyone needs a watch, my dear.
Oh, important PSA: Do not eat Aloe Vera gel no matter how tempting and succulent-looking a shade of blue it may be.
Do you know what color the plant is, Natalie Marie.
+cueballhostscratch
I speak only in rhyme, if we have the time. Iambic pentameter if we don't.
Tick, tock. Tick, tock.
+letsgetcrextive
Uuugh.
I wonder if he’s dead…
No. You'd never be that lucky, you chromomaniacal skank.
Natalie Marie is a 100% kickass hellcat.
tempuservus started following you
Squints loudly.
Ticks loudly.
Can you not.
No, I cannot, for time is unceasing and I am a clock.
Time doesn’t exist.
you ignorant, unenlightened, unprepossessing piece of meh meh meh MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH MEH.
tempuservus started following you
Squints loudly.
Ticks loudly.
Can you not.
No, I cannot, for time is unceasing and I am a clock.
He better be grateful for that.
I want to choke you far too badly to scratch up any semblance of gratitude.
Don’t make promises you don’t intend to keep.
She hopes. And she almost succeeds.
One of Tony's bottom incisors is knocked soundly ajar, the clock taking a ticking moment to quicken his gears as he pressed against it with his tongue. When he looks to Natalie Marie, his eyes are not angry, but alive, glowing as he takes off one glove, and then the other.
He's moving at double time when he lunges, hefting a hearty punch for the Notepad's stomach.
tempuservus started following you
Squints loudly.
Ticks loudly.
+possibly-insane-merchant
Possibly? Pfeh. Pick one or the other.
+chaos-and-creativity
Another chromomaniacal tart.
Color me pleased!
Yay! Another talking clock!
Um…
What’s a chromomaniacal tart?
Chromo • Maniacal.
Chromo, meaning color, and maniacal is a derivative of the root 'mania'.
I thought you sharper. Must I really waste time expounding elementary linguistics?
This boils down to science fact. We are elemental structures, destined to react. Ooh, we’re gonna end up in the ground tonight. It’s living proof, that opposites attract.
My, my, Natalie Marie.
Is it just me, or are you getting far too comfortable?
+angryinternnoises
Why fritter away the time making noises?
Don’t make noises.
Sharpen an ax, or something similarly productive.
Or learn to shoot a bird out the sky cruising 99 mph down the freeway?
No, that's too useful.
