“You like putting things in your mouth, don’t you?”
- @suddenlysprite
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@tenbenches
“You like putting things in your mouth, don’t you?”
- @suddenlysprite
My girlfriend bought me a weighted blanket and now I am always compressed like a little zip file :)
Maybe all my nightmares about stuff happening with my car is a warning
Why do I have infinite bad luck with my car
I don’t understand how tumblr blogs work 🗣️🗣️📢
Was watching a Tom Petty interview and saw this and had to meme him. Sorry Tom I love u
Some asshat stole my license plate and now I can’t do anything until I have new ones which costs money and I can’t fucking drive to a licensing center
I did this for a friend!! I’ve never drawn orcas before so it was a fun lil challenge
(Plz commission me so I can afford rent 😭)
I applied for a job that I rlly want!! Wish me luck
Doing art commissions again if anyone wants me do draw something (mainly portraits!)
Price is $20 AUD
Here’s some examples of some of my art!
My doctor said I’d have arthritis in my hips by 30 but I thought that meant closer to 30, not at 20 😭
Have a sketch of my OC Kalee
Learning to knit
Subway put 3 pieces of onion on my sandwich and I am allergic to red onion and I can feel my mouth burning and it’s hard to breathe but I didn’t specify I was allergic so I just gotta deal with it
When u make a mistake 10 rows back 😭
not even joking when i say that the "i have d-cups grandpa the waitress thinks you have dementia" tweet changed my life
i think of this tweet whenever my older relatives misgender me and it legitimately helps lmao
Benny got a concussion from a flying box of chicken crimpy. He is okay, here are pics of him to prove it (he’s a little angy at the chicken crimpy)
IM SO SORRY BENNI
He accepts ur apology and even offers a kiss