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I. WAS EDITING AND I FOUND A PIC OF KEITH UM KEEF WHATS THAT FACE
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say âowâ, even if they havenât actually been hurt. Itâs just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but arenât sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They canât even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each otherâs nests! Just for fun! Itâs not their nest; theyâre just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They donât seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. Theyâre learning to travel in space!!! They canât get very far, but theyâre trying!!! So far, theyâve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
Who wrote this? A bird?
I feel like I just read a page out of a Grey Alienâs science report.
Why do i find this so fricken cute???
Crazy Old Grandpa Lance
So imagine, after defeating Zarkon. Lance returns home, they all split ways. Pidge now a smart computer tech, but still in touch with nature. Hunk, in Culinary School, teaching everybody what he has learned. Keith, now in touch with Korean side, teaching a Dojo. Shiro, off with Allura and Coran, nobody has heard from him. Lance returns home, noticing all the different features. His mom and dad are now very old, His once tiny brothers and sisters, all grown with families of their own. As years pass, he tells his grandchildren of his adventures. Meeting the Balmerens. Saving the whole universe. They don't believe him one bit, but they still love hearing his stories. Sometimes when he mentions his old friends, a tear slips past as he looks longingly off to the distance. He talks about how Pidge once saved everyone by getting in touch with her nature side. He talks about how Hunk once fell in love with a rock person. He talks about the bickering he would do with Keith. Lance talks about how he looked up to Shiro, and believed he could and can do anything. Lance talks about memories that are now long behind him. He will never forget his friends. He will never forget the lions, he would never forget about Voltron. He never thought Voltron was more than a side mission, Voltron taught him how to love and be loved. Voltron taught him how to fight for the things he loved. Voltron taught him, family is with the people you adore so much. He knew what family was, and he sure as hell missed his family.
misc voltron prompts
- space pirates - blind!lance but stupidly good at pretending he isnât blind ?? someone takes him to the movies âhow was itâ âaha, well yasee,â - photographer!lance, model!keith - not fic necessarily but cooler than me song klance??? - fucki ng spamalot au - !!!!!!!!! assassin au, lotor is a gang boss and lance is his #1 sniper, keith and shiro are rival mercenaries working for the altean gang - ok so consider: dragon age au, but instead of inquisition, itâs origins. lance is the warden,,,, - allura and coran trying to make tht for trans lance - trans lance but allura thinks heâs actually a girl like with pidge, shit goes wack - shance role swap including blue paladin shiro and black paladin lance bc mmm - sheith is pining after lance, lance was pining back but as per stereotype is 100% convinced he has no chance in the relationship, ends up making out w an alien at a party, sheith intervenes after âmistaking it for nonconâ (they didnât they were just jealous), lance yells @ them ??? does do they make up?? who know - shy lance ??? idk what context but shy lance, thatâs all - also consider soulmate au w first words tattooâd on the wrist, lance is mute/deaf/doesnât speak for whatever reason, keith is a grumpy soulmate who doesnt have a tattoo - aliens make the team forget lance (like heâs unnoticeable to them, they can talk to him but have no memory of him before and forget speaking to him immediately afterwords) until he learns to appreciate himself, it goes very wrong and he ends up v self destructive, they undo it and the team panics - lance is v good at cooking, begin friendly competition between hance to cook the best meals - shiro has a nightmare and tries to wake up lance for comfort cuddles, lance has sleep paralysis (including hallucinations mb??) n shiro panics
(u can totally steal this so long as u link me/tag me so i can read them) ((but yeah this is a bunch of bullshit aaa))
lance au
â˘Au where Lance loves looking at the stars, only because his family and him would stare up at the sky. â˘stays up late, wishing his family is missing him as much as he misses them.
Just imagine Lance not being able to sleep, due to all the hurtful words being thrown his way. He thinks about them, day and night. He sleeps in only because, He stays up so late thinking of where his life is going.
the paladins reaction to an gendefluid s/o ??
yeah dude
Shiro is wholeheartedly and absolutely supportive of them. He believes that theyâre amazing whether theyâre genderfluid or not. Itâs something he doesnât take into account when determining why he loves them so much; in reality, Shiro cares more about personality than anything else, so they shouldnât have any worry with whether or not he stops loving them because of their genderfluidity. Newsflash: heâll love them no matter what, so they should keep being themselves!
Keith is new to the concept of gender identities, in all honesty. They might have to explain to him what genderfluid means a few times just so he can understand the idea of what it means. When he finally gets a grasp of what it does entail, heâs supportive of them. I mean, he loves them, why should their gender identity change the way he feels about them? Heâs going to adore them no matter what.
Hunk thinks itâs the coolest thing. He respects them for coming to him with this because it shows how comfortable they are with him. He takes note of when to use which pronouns and how to figure out when theyâre feeling one way or another. Heâs aware of the discourse surrounding gender identity back on Earth, so heâs always there to validate them when they need that extra boost of confidence. Nevertheless, Hunk is the best boyfriend who accepts and loves them for who they are, genderfluidity and all.
Lance, while being rather new to the concept (and still dying over Pidge being a girl), is totally accepting as well. He learns pretty quickly about genderfluidity and how it affects his s/oâs day to day lifestyle. Like everyone else on the team, he sees this as just another little thing about them thatâs special and in no way changes how he feels about them.
Pidge is totally excited about it. They are so proud of their s/o for coming out to them about that and makes sure theyâre aware of it. Wonât tell anyone else unless the s/o tells them that they can because they donât want to out them. Genuinely thinks itâs something that makes them special and they love it so much. tl;dr: Pidge is a good datemate who is there to support and love every inch of their s/o no matter what.
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Request: âPaladins with s/o who is horny pleaseâ
A/N: so this is nsfw (obviously) and requests are still open soâŚÂ
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Requested by: @serenasays11 Please enjoy!!
You werenât expecting the events of this day, not at all. No one was.
Your knees buckled under you, as did your breath, your knees impacted with the alien ground beneath you. You landed upon a pile of ash and blood.
But was it yours? Was the thick red substance beneath you, coming from you?
You breathed heavily as you used your hands to push you up, looking around you at the bodies strewn across the once beautiful landscape. Pidge lay in Hunks arms, out cold, as he waited for her to awaken. Lance crawled toward a large boulder, leaning against it while he held his side and breathed heavily, eyes rolling from fatigue. His head moving back and forth in an attempt to calm his dizziness.
Keith stood at the edge of the woods, and stared. The black bark of the tall, thin trees caused his armor to contrast greatly, making him noticeable. You tried calling out but you were too shocked. For him? For him seeing his teammates all over the ground like this tore him apart. But he couldnât see you. He ran to where Pidge and Hunk were and once again began calling for Coran and Allura but got static in return for an answer. He ran to where Lance was, he kneeled beside him, and stared in horror at the cracks in his chestplate, the blood coming from his shin.
You tried standing again, yes your injury wasnât fatal, but it sure as hell felt like it. Your entire body pulses at every movement and your head ached.
âKeith?â You finally stood, shakily, but you stood. You saw him, by the boulder kneeling beside Lance. He saw you, and ran to you, you fell before he could reach you though.
He slowed the pace of his steps and came to a halt, almost skidding to your side as he grabbed your arm and wrapped it around his shoulder. Bringing you to the very boulder Lance lay against.
But he couldnât bring you far, you went deadweight, and so did your lungs.
âI feel like I canât breathe. Oh god,â You groaned, turning onto your back and staring into the sky.
Itâs hard to believe that about a year ago, you were laying in your bed on the phone with your friends. And now? You lay on an alien planet, on their war scattered ground as you bled and weeped and suffocated.
âItâs alright, Iâm sure Allura and Coran will be here soon. But you gotta hang on, hang with me, okay? Please.â His voice cracked as he frantically searched your face. You looked dead, the way you stared at the clouds without blinking terrified him.
You blinked, looking at his face and taking his helmet off. You assured him youâll hang with him, you assured him youâll be with Coran and Allura soon.
Soon enough, Allura landed with the Black Lion. She exited and immediately ran to those closest. Hunk and Pidge. She made sure Hunk was alright and could walk on his own, waving at him as she ran to Lance.
âHunk! I need assistance!â Hunk came back out, running to where Allura was and they both carried Lance.
You watched all this unfold, but it seemed Keith hadnât even noticed. All he did was stand over you, pushing strands of hair out of your face occasionally as a gust of wind would blow. He only cared for you in that moment.
You soon stared at Alluras feet stomping the ground as she approached. But your vision went dark, and you passed out cold.
Royal Mystic Messenger #5
Emo Cupcake Prince Saeran yâall Again⌠something about these Choi boysâŚÂ
This IncludesÂ
1) traces of NSFW, blink and youâll miss it
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So, your sick Shiro is A+++. What if Lance comes down with the puke bug next? (Insert manic laughter)
A/N: ask and you shall receive.Â
Lanceâs fingers trembled as they hovered over the controls.
His concentration was wavering, focus slipping with every somersault of his churning stomach.
He began guiding his lion back towards the hangar, nearly colliding with Shiroâs ship upon descent as his vision blurred and his hand fumbled blindly with the gear.
âLance, pull up!â Shiro was shouting into his headset. He overcorrected and came far too close to crash-landing in a tree.
âSwitch to auto,â Keith was yelling, and he instinctively followed the instructions, relinquishing his precarious control of the ship.
The berg landed with a sudden jolt and Lance struggled out of his seatbelt.
âShit,â he murmured, legs wobbling as the full weight of his mistake slammed into him. âShit, shit, shitâŚâ His stomach lurched sickeningly as Lance stumbled off the ship.
âWhat the hell was that?â Shiro demanded, grabbing him by his uniform.
Lance winced. Swearing, huh? Shiro was pissed.
âI - I lost control,â he stammered, avoiding the fuming glare of his commander. âI donât know whaâ -â
âWe canât afford I donât knowâs, Lance. You couldâve killed somebody,â Keithâs nostrils flared as he planted both hands on his hips, scrutinizing the other boy.Â
âIâm sorry,â Lance gulped, closing his eyes against the harsh glare of the hangarâs spotlights.
âSometimes sorry isnât good enough, kid,â Shiroâs voice softened as he took in the state of the younger boy. He let go of his uniform, smoothing it back down in a consolatory gesture.
Normally, Lance would have eaten his own foot before enduring such harsh criticism from the group. But he was docile and despondent, two descriptions that Shiro never would have labeled the boy with until witnessing todayâs simulation. He felt his anger evaporating more quickly than it had been triggered.
âWhatâs going on with you, huh?â Shiro crossed his arms, dark eyebrows furrowing as his lips pursed into a concerned frown.
âIâll tell you whatâs going on,â Keith volunteered, fists vibrating with fury as they clenched spasmodically at his sides, âThis dumbass still thinks he can do whatever the hell he -â
âKeith, thatâs enough,â Shiroâs voice boomed, echoing slightly along the walls of the hangar. He took a deep breath, resuming his former control. âGo cool off.â
Sometime during the initial commotion, Hunk and Pidge had apparently slipped away, obviously doing their best to avoid the unpleasant conflict. Keith huffed and took a few steps towards the exit.
âThey have the right idea,â he muttered under his breath with a disgusted snarl.
Shiro sighed, turning back towards Lance. He was shocked to find the younger boy swaying on his feet, sweat trailing down his forehead as the color rapidly drained from his cheeks. He jolted suddenly with a sharp hiccup, swallowing hard as something splashed in the back of his throat.
âLance? Are you all right?â Shiro rested both hands on the other boyâs shoulders, pulling him close as he searched the panicked blue eyes. âHey, talk to me.â
âI - I, uhâŚâ Lance cut himself off, one hand reaching up to hover over his mouth as a loud gurgle split through the air. He wanted to run but couldnât force his limbs to cooperate.
Oh, shit.
Lance jerked forward with a gurgling belch as his hand clamped down firmly just in time to stem the eruption of vomit suddenly flowing from his mouth.
The mess sprayed between his fingers, coating the front of Shiroâs uniform and spilling down his own chest. He coughed, shoving off Shiroâs hands and dropped to the ground as another thick surge of liquid geysered out him. It splattered onto the floor, spreading in a growing puddle at their feet.
âOkay. All right, Lance.â
Surprised, but unfazed, Shiro knelt down beside the boy, wrapping an arm around his shoulders as Lance convulsed, emptying himself out until he was reduced to little more than dry heaving on his hands and knees.
Saliva dangled from his lips, dripping unchecked to join the pool of sick below him. He belched wetly, a smaller spurt of bile trickling down his chin to join the congealing crap decorating his suit.
âEasy,â Shiro coached, brushing damp strands of hair out of Lanceâs eyes. âIâve got you.â
âLance?â
Shiro glanced up, pausing his methodic back rub between the sick boyâs shoulder blades. Keith was gaping down at them, eyes frantic as he struggled to comprehend what was happening.
âWhaââŚwhatâs wrong with him?â His voice wobbled as he forced the words out of his mouth, taking a cautious step forward. Guilt marred his smooth features as he viciously bit his bottom lip.
âIâm not sure,â Shiro replied, resuming his commanding tone as he registered just how frightened the younger paladin was. It was jarring seeing your friend suffer so acutely. Shiro could attest to that. He rested a hand over Lanceâs forehead. âFeels like heâs running a fever. We need to get him inside.â
Keith nodded, crouching down to grip Lanceâs left arm while Shiro took hold of the right. Together, they hoisted the boy to his feet. Lance moaned, whimpering softly as the abrupt movement jostled his roiling stomach.
âGuys, s-stop. Think âm gonna - hUuuRR!â he paused to retch weakly, chin lolling against his chest.
âYouâre all right,â Shiro assured gently, allowing Lance a moment to recover his bearings. âYou donât have anything else in your stomach.â
âWouldnât be so sure about that,â Keith cringed beside them, warily steadying Lanceâs queasy jolt as the taller boy burped again, huffing out the expulsion of trapped gas. âHe doesnât sound too good.â
âHeâll be all right once we get him inside. Allura has a special remedy for stomach ailments.â
ââM literally standing - ulp - right between you guys,â Lance groused, not bothering to suppress his next belch as he spat clumsily onto the floor. He knew he wasnât going to last on his feet for much longer. Pulsing waves of dizziness pounded through his skull, the surging blood buzzing in his ears as he determinedly shuffled one foot in front of the other.
âHang on, Lance,â Shiro encouraged, noting his friendâs rapidly deteriorating state.
âSorry aboutâŚyour suit,â Lance slurred, forehead falling against the older manâs shoulder.
He felt Shiroâs chest vibrate with a low rumble of laughter.
âIâll bill you for my dry-cleaning.â
Lance was pretty sure he was kidding. Pretty sureâŚ
Oh shit. No. Shit. Thank you
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forgetâŚ
Fffffffff let me get right on that.Â
and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch
Iâm so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine
I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we donât know it.
I forgot if i did or didn't and I'm scared to take too many and realize i took them earlier or not take them and suffer the consequences ;-;
what i say: im sensitive
what i mean: my mental illness throws everything out of proportion and my emotions are extremely unpredictable and even the slightest thing going wrong literally makes me want to die
Phone Call | Zen/Hyun Ryu x Reader
RATING: Explicit | GENRE: Smut/Fluff | WORD COUNT: 855 SUMMARY: Zen misses you, your voice, and your body ADDITIONAL TAGS: Phone sex | Dirty talk | Praise kink(?) NOTE: This is dialogue-only, similar to my other fic, Transcendence, except this one contains dialogue from Reader. Iâm still not sure how I feel about this kind of writing style/structure, so as always, feedback would be appreciated!
âHey babe, I hope Iâm not disturbing you by calling at this odd hour. Itâs been a while since I last heard your voice after all.â
ăIt canât be helped that weâve both been busy to make time for each otheră
âWe have time now. Well, I mean, I have time, but if youâre busy or somethingâŚâ
ăNot at all. I want to listen to your voice.ă
âMmm⌠I can arrange for that. My bedâs pretty lonely right now, so I wouldnât mind distracting myself by talking to you.â
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eh...
One day i was very upset and it was around 2pm and i was making myself an egg sandwich, as i was almost finished I was too lost in my thoughts to realize i sprinkled sugar on my eggs instead of salt. So here i was, Atlas echoing throughout the house and i take a bite and there's a sweet taste instead of the bitter taste of salt. I start to laugh, and it just reminded me how i can't let one thing effect my life. So i enjoyed my sugar tasting eggs.
sERIOUSLY
oKAI BUT SEROUSLY LETS TALK ABOUT GARNET. SHE IS LIKE THE ULTIMATE PERSON YOU EVER NEED. SHE IS STRICT, BUT LOVING, AND EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED IN SOMEBODY LIKE TF HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO FUCKING PERFECT???? SHE IS ALSO LIKE THE PERFECT MOM, AND MY PROOF IS IN SEASON 1 "GARNETS UNIVERSE" WHERE STEVEN SNEAK ATTACKS HER, AND SHE IS JUST. FFFFFFFFFfffFffFFF AND THEN HERVOICE IS EVERYTHING I EVER NEED TO SURVIVE. OKAI SO IM DONE, I THINK
Langst idea or something
JUST A WARNING, IT MAY TRIGGER SOME PEEPS SO TW FEELING DOUBTFUL, WORTHLESS? JUST MAINLY DISAPPOINTMENT ENJOY! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I recently started watching Voltron, and I related so much to Lance McClain. I just felt some sort of bond? Connection? I dont know what to call it, I tell perverted jokes, Hit on everybody. Then as we go deeper into the story, he jumps in front of Coran to save him. And that's something I would do, then in another scene we hear him/see him talking about missing earth. He gets home sick, and misses his family. If it were me, I'd be bawling my eyes out, wanting to hug my mother. Lance flirts in order to hide how lonely he feels. It pains me to see how Allura or Shiro just ignore him when he's done something good. If Pidge has done something over the top, they praise her. If lance does the same thing they ignore it, He probably doesn't feel enough. Like a disappointment, since I live in such a big family, im the average one. I some good things but if my momma noticed the bad things I do she scolds me, she praises my older sister, my younger brother but its just me. I'm living in a world of doubt, and lance probably is too, but who am I to say? Heh, got over the top. Maybe he's none of these things just maybe an idea of some sorts idk.