tenderTartarus

hi!! you might know me as lainey dearest. or just lain. they/she - musical cat girl - terfs will be killed on sight

[tendertartarus]

(ooc) hey a gif from this acc got posted so if anyone comes on here... this is an rp account

[gustavoandbrick]

@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.

[tendertartarus]

>~i don't think i found anything notable, unless you count the location of some dylanlings

[stereo-monovici]

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

[tendertartarus]

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

[stereo-monovici]

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

but what if this was me

[president-smor]

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

shiiiit you're right my bad mr president

[president-smor]

NOT A PROBLEM JAY THE GIRL OF MANY MIGHTY SKATING DEEDS

[tendertartarus]

@stereo-monovici >~so the plan is to lure big dylan towards us, right?

[stereo-monovici]

Mhm! And after that we start running around all over the place, so he's distracted with trying to catch us all at once despite how difficult it'll be with us zooming around everywhere!

[tendertartarus]

>~alright! i think i can do that

[stereo-monovici]

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

[tendertartarus]

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

[stereo-monovici]

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

but what if this was me

[president-smor]

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

shiiiit you're right my bad mr president

[president-smor]

NOT A PROBLEM JAY THE GIRL OF MANY MIGHTY SKATING DEEDS

[tendertartarus]

@stereo-monovici >~so the plan is to lure big dylan towards us, right?

[stereo-monovici]

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

[tendertartarus]

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

[cainesodigital]

Oh wow, this place is.... not quite how I imagined it.

[cainesodigital]

@astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @breakfastburritofor1dollar Where'd all the cats go?

[laceys-fashion-world]

.. DYLANLINGED..

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

ok, not all of them got dylanified BUT they aren't here in the real world either, they're in a different game and it's getting pretty hard for us to keep avoiding his wrath

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Welcome, caine! :D

[cainesodigital]

Greetings, um...

Uh....

Well, actually, what ARE your names? I got so caught up in my silky smooth transition to your reality that I forgot to ask you your names! Oh, silly me...!

[laceys-fashion-world]

I'm Lacey!

[cainesodigital]

Beautiful names, all of you! Now Jay said something about a different game with cats in it. How are we gonna go about this?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Oh! you're thinking about Mewgenics! Let's boot that up..

[cainesodigital]

Great! Let's get started!

...

What am I supposed to do here again?

[laceys-fashion-world]

Okay, so you see those two cats? Try NOT to let them get infected by Big Dylan! We can't have more Dylanlings roaming around!! Oh, And say hi to the Magdalene lady for us will you? For jay! Hehehe..

[cainesodigital]

And have a little cross-game adventure?! Gladly! I'll be the greatest mewrator of all time! Actually, if I learn how to do it I might just make my own cats! If that's... fine, with you, obviously.

[laceys-fashion-world]

Of course it's okay with me!!! You're my friend now, Caine. And anything you think of is surely gonna be helpful in the end!

[cainesodigital]

Let me check my sources real quick.... So! Right now our only defense is moving the cats around. Seems easy enough!

Oh, and there's that little adventure box too, but something about it irks me... So maybe not now.

[tendertartarus]

>~hi! my name's lain, i forgot to introduce myself earlier but i've been playing this game for a while now so i'd like to think i have some knowledge on it >~the adventure box is for sending your cats out for adventures, obviously >~but a lot of the time in those adventures is spent fighting other things! >~you really really don't want to deal with sharks AND big dylan.

[president-smor]

I LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR COLOGNE LAIN. WANT TO SIT ON MY RECLINING CHAIR?

[tendertartarus]

>~the one from fazbear's pizza?!

>~i'd love to!

[cainesodigital]

Oh wow, this place is.... not quite how I imagined it.

[cainesodigital]

@astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @breakfastburritofor1dollar Where'd all the cats go?

[laceys-fashion-world]

.. DYLANLINGED..

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

ok, not all of them got dylanified BUT they aren't here in the real world either, they're in a different game and it's getting pretty hard for us to keep avoiding his wrath

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Welcome, caine! :D

[cainesodigital]

Greetings, um...

Uh....

Well, actually, what ARE your names? I got so caught up in my silky smooth transition to your reality that I forgot to ask you your names! Oh, silly me...!

[laceys-fashion-world]

I'm Lacey!

[cainesodigital]

Beautiful names, all of you! Now Jay said something about a different game with cats in it. How are we gonna go about this?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Oh! you're thinking about Mewgenics! Let's boot that up..

[cainesodigital]

Great! Let's get started!

...

What am I supposed to do here again?

[laceys-fashion-world]

Okay, so you see those two cats? Try NOT to let them get infected by Big Dylan! We can't have more Dylanlings roaming around!! Oh, And say hi to the Magdalene lady for us will you? For jay! Hehehe..

[cainesodigital]

And have a little cross-game adventure?! Gladly! I'll be the greatest mewrator of all time! Actually, if I learn how to do it I might just make my own cats! If that's... fine, with you, obviously.

[laceys-fashion-world]

Of course it's okay with me!!! You're my friend now, Caine. And anything you think of is surely gonna be helpful in the end!

[cainesodigital]

Let me check my sources real quick.... So! Right now our only defense is moving the cats around. Seems easy enough!

Oh, and there's that little adventure box too, but something about it irks me... So maybe not now.

[tendertartarus]

>~hi! my name's lain, i forgot to introduce myself earlier but i've been playing this game for a while now so i'd like to think i have some knowledge on it >~the adventure box is for sending your cats out for adventures, obviously >~but a lot of the time in those adventures is spent fighting other things! >~you really really don't want to deal with sharks AND big dylan.

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

BREAKING NEWS TO BLORBOTOWN:

It seems as though the famous urban legend across town, loathed and rather red, Big Dylan, has allegedly been seen in one of the houses of the residents.

It's unclear at this time as to how he managed to get here, but stay calm! And most importantly, if you hear any slapping noises, that's not pizzahead getting up to his usual activities, that's Big Dylan! Duck and roll out of your house, if you must. I know I would.

[gustavoandbrick]

Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your report is just a bit outdated! We have some important news regarding this situation and we need to warn the public!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

What?!

Well, then, the camera's all yours. Take it away.

[gustavoandbrick]

We're working with President Smør on a permanent solution as we speak, but right now the main thing to look out for is a little game called Mewgenics. It's been quite popular recently and it seems Big Dylan has noticed. I personally haven't played it though, so I'll hand it over to someone who does. Lain, what do you make of this little kitty conundrum of ours?

[tendertartarus]

>~the important thing is to keep tabs on your house.

>~right now i suspect big dylan is taking advantage of the game's breeding system in order to replace your cats with his own... offspring?

>~it feels weird to call them that, they're more akin to a virus spreading itself than anything

>~either way, if you see big dylan trying to go for your cats, your best course of action is to move them to a different room

>~it won't stop him, but hopefully it'll stall him long enough to prevent any casualties

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

Thank you for the input.

So, Ms Lain, would you or would you not advise against the public deleting the game as soon as possible as a safety precaution? A measure, if you will?

[tendertartarus]

>~i never really thought about that

>~i GUESS you could do it, but i doubt it'd really do anything

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

BREAKING NEWS TO BLORBOTOWN:

It seems as though the famous urban legend across town, loathed and rather red, Big Dylan, has allegedly been seen in one of the houses of the residents.

It's unclear at this time as to how he managed to get here, but stay calm! And most importantly, if you hear any slapping noises, that's not pizzahead getting up to his usual activities, that's Big Dylan! Duck and roll out of your house, if you must. I know I would.

[gustavoandbrick]

Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your report is just a bit outdated! We have some important news regarding this situation and we need to warn the public!

[distraction-news-on-the-air]

What?!

Well, then, the camera's all yours. Take it away.

[gustavoandbrick]

We're working with President Smør on a permanent solution as we speak, but right now the main thing to look out for is a little game called Mewgenics. It's been quite popular recently and it seems Big Dylan has noticed. I personally haven't played it though, so I'll hand it over to someone who does. Lain, what do you make of this little kitty conundrum of ours?

[tendertartarus]

>~the important thing is to keep tabs on your house.

>~right now i suspect big dylan is taking advantage of the game's breeding system in order to replace your cats with his own... offspring?

>~it feels weird to call them that, they're more akin to a virus spreading itself than anything

>~either way, if you see big dylan trying to go for your cats, your best course of action is to move them to a different room

>~it won't stop him, but hopefully it'll stall him long enough to prevent any casualties

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[gustavoandbrick]

Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.

And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!

[president-smor]

WELL .. THAT IS TRUE, I WAS CONTEMPOREANUS LAST TIME. ALSO KNOWN AS A BIG WIN.

IT'LL TAKE GETTING USED TO, BECAUSE I WAS DIGITAL CIRCUS AS POMNI.

AND MEWGENICS MIGHT WORK DIFFERENTLY.

BUT HERE'S THE GUN I USED TO STOP DYLAN. WAIT, IM MAD.

[tendertartarus]

>~if it's any help, the main point of mewgenics is breeding cats and then sending them out on adventures which mostly consist of fights

>~there is of course more to it but that's what i imagine would make things different from the previous game he was in

[president-smor]

LET'S TRY BREEDING BIG DYLAN, THEN. THAT SEEMS TO BE AN EASY FIX

[tendertartarus]

>~...that's...

>~mr. president, i really don't think it works like that?????

[president-smor]

YOU NEVER KNOW...

We could use Jimble's cologne, but I don't like the smell of it.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

no hold on hold on HOLD on i just realized what would breeding big dylan even do. wouldn't it just make more dylans. which is the opposite of what we're trying to do

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Oh no, that's the last thing we need!

Tracy is telling me something..

Shes saying that under no circumstances can we even THINK about letting that happen!

[tendertartarus]

>~right, so no jimble cologne, and we need to keep him away from....

>~wait, do our cats matter? like the ones we have in the game?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Let me see...

Oh, yes! Lain, your cats said hi!!!

But that's besides the point.

It's looking like we need to be careful about the safety of your cats.

[tendertartarus]

>~but if big dylan is out here then why does he care about them?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

.. They're telling us to check the game immediately. Right now.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

fuck you mean BIG DYLAN TOOK JIM MONEY AND PUT A DYLANLING IN HIS PLACE

[tendertartarus]

>~the same thing happened to earl grey the EXACT SAME THING DOWN TO THE TEXT.

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[gustavoandbrick]

Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.

And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!

[president-smor]

WELL .. THAT IS TRUE, I WAS CONTEMPOREANUS LAST TIME. ALSO KNOWN AS A BIG WIN.

IT'LL TAKE GETTING USED TO, BECAUSE I WAS DIGITAL CIRCUS AS POMNI.

AND MEWGENICS MIGHT WORK DIFFERENTLY.

BUT HERE'S THE GUN I USED TO STOP DYLAN. WAIT, IM MAD.

[tendertartarus]

>~if it's any help, the main point of mewgenics is breeding cats and then sending them out on adventures which mostly consist of fights

>~there is of course more to it but that's what i imagine would make things different from the previous game he was in

[president-smor]

LET'S TRY BREEDING BIG DYLAN, THEN. THAT SEEMS TO BE AN EASY FIX

[tendertartarus]

>~...that's...

>~mr. president, i really don't think it works like that?????

[president-smor]

YOU NEVER KNOW...

We could use Jimble's cologne, but I don't like the smell of it.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

no hold on hold on HOLD on i just realized what would breeding big dylan even do. wouldn't it just make more dylans. which is the opposite of what we're trying to do

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Oh no, that's the last thing we need!

Tracy is telling me something..

Shes saying that under no circumstances can we even THINK about letting that happen!

[tendertartarus]

>~right, so no jimble cologne, and we need to keep him away from....

>~wait, do our cats matter? like the ones we have in the game?

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Let me see...

Oh, yes! Lain, your cats said hi!!!

But that's besides the point.

It's looking like we need to be careful about the safety of your cats.

[tendertartarus]

>~but if big dylan is out here then why does he care about them?

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[gustavoandbrick]

Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.

And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!

[president-smor]

WELL .. THAT IS TRUE, I WAS CONTEMPOREANUS LAST TIME. ALSO KNOWN AS A BIG WIN.

IT'LL TAKE GETTING USED TO, BECAUSE I WAS DIGITAL CIRCUS AS POMNI.

AND MEWGENICS MIGHT WORK DIFFERENTLY.

BUT HERE'S THE GUN I USED TO STOP DYLAN. WAIT, IM MAD.

[tendertartarus]

>~if it's any help, the main point of mewgenics is breeding cats and then sending them out on adventures which mostly consist of fights

>~there is of course more to it but that's what i imagine would make things different from the previous game he was in

[president-smor]

LET'S TRY BREEDING BIG DYLAN, THEN. THAT SEEMS TO BE AN EASY FIX

[tendertartarus]

>~...that's...

>~mr. president, i really don't think it works like that?????

[president-smor]

YOU NEVER KNOW...

We could use Jimble's cologne, but I don't like the smell of it.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

no hold on hold on HOLD on i just realized what would breeding big dylan even do. wouldn't it just make more dylans. which is the opposite of what we're trying to do

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Oh no, that's the last thing we need!

Tracy is telling me something..

Shes saying that under no circumstances can we even THINK about letting that happen!

[tendertartarus]

>~right, so no jimble cologne, and we need to keep him away from....

>~wait, do our cats matter? like the ones we have in the game?

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[gustavoandbrick]

Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.

And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!

[president-smor]

WELL .. THAT IS TRUE, I WAS CONTEMPOREANUS LAST TIME. ALSO KNOWN AS A BIG WIN.

IT'LL TAKE GETTING USED TO, BECAUSE I WAS DIGITAL CIRCUS AS POMNI.

AND MEWGENICS MIGHT WORK DIFFERENTLY.

BUT HERE'S THE GUN I USED TO STOP DYLAN. WAIT, IM MAD.

[tendertartarus]

>~if it's any help, the main point of mewgenics is breeding cats and then sending them out on adventures which mostly consist of fights

>~there is of course more to it but that's what i imagine would make things different from the previous game he was in

[president-smor]

LET'S TRY BREEDING BIG DYLAN, THEN. THAT SEEMS TO BE AN EASY FIX

[tendertartarus]

>~...that's...

>~mr. president, i really don't think it works like that?????

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[gustavoandbrick]

Everyone's explaining it pretty well, but if I might add some specifics: there's been this new game going around - it's called Mewgenics, might've heard of it - and it seems like Big Dylan saw it as a perfect vessel to carry himself through after the whole Rat King incident.

And now he's, well... You fought him, you know what he does! And he's doing it again!

[president-smor]

WELL .. THAT IS TRUE, I WAS CONTEMPOREANUS LAST TIME. ALSO KNOWN AS A BIG WIN.

IT'LL TAKE GETTING USED TO, BECAUSE I WAS DIGITAL CIRCUS AS POMNI.

AND MEWGENICS MIGHT WORK DIFFERENTLY.

BUT HERE'S THE GUN I USED TO STOP DYLAN. WAIT, IM MAD.

[tendertartarus]

>~if it's any help, the main point of mewgenics is breeding cats and then sending them out on adventures which mostly consist of fights

>~there is of course more to it but that's what i imagine would make things different from the previous game he was in

[president-smor]

@tendertartarus @breakfastburritofor1dollar @astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @gustavoandbrick HELLO WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE. ARE WE HERE TO SEE MY FAVORITE SHOE?

[tendertartarus]

>~BIG DYLAN RETURNED.

[tendertartarus]

>~ @laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie @breakfastburritofor1dollar how are you holding up?

>~last i heard from you you were talking about big dylan.... it was really worrying...

[laceys-fashion-world]

HOW DID HE EVEN GET IN OUR HOUSE?!

[gustavoandbrick]

Rumor has it the Rat King of Music's banishment to the Digital Circus forced Big Dylan out of it and into our world - that, or he simply saw an exit. I don't know why he chose you three of all people, but I do know he is a force to be reckoned with.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

so does he just hop through games or what

[astrology-girl-maisie]

And if so, why Mewgenics of all games?

[gustavoandbrick]

read thenewspaperclipping it mightbe relevant to thestory

Hm.

According to this, the makers of The Digital Circus hoped and insisted it'd be a huge success, with state of the art technology used to create it's world and to keep it growing. Eventually all copies went defunct, leaving only the one the President has on his computer as a memory of his time there. By this logic....

......

I wonder how many people have picked up your game.

[astrology-girl-maisie]

.. This is a crazy thought, but maybe we should go and visit the president to see what he has to say about this?

[gustavoandbrick]

At this point, it might be our only hope.

[astrology-girl-maisie]

Well girls, we got a job to do then. Let's go.

[breakfastburritofor1dollar]

so what you're saying is where MAKING THIS HAPEN

[tendertartarus]

>~basically yeah

[tendertartarus]

>~ @laceys-fashion-world @astrology-girl-maisie @breakfastburritofor1dollar how are you holding up?

>~last i heard from you you were talking about big dylan.... it was really worrying...