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@stereo-monovici hey so what do we do now cause we're practically just tracking the dylanlings

That's a good question.. etno would know what to do..

Wait a minute. I think I see something over there!

what the fuck why is there a mansion now

THERE IS?! I saw a whole group with dylanling with their leader but .. WOW!

I doubt it's anything important..

wait come to think of it we should commence some kind of cat meeting

Cat meeting?

@stereo-monovici @breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @president-smor Alrighty! Now that we're together, what did we find? I found a couple hiding spots. Mostly in corners and boxes, but they should work in a pinch.

A GUN BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE BULLETS. AND ALSO A RECLINING CHAIR. AND A STRANGE DRAWING OF A KANGAROO NAMED KAO..

You could probably use the gun for close-quarters combat, provided you know what you're doing...

You can put the drawing back where it was, though.

CONSIDERING A GUN HELPED ME LAST TIME I'LL TAKE NOTE OF THAT

AND I PROBABLY SHOULD BECAUSE I THINK IT JUST BLINKED

A GUN BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE BULLETS. AND ALSO A RECLINING CHAIR. AND A STRANGE DRAWING OF A KANGAROO NAMED KAO..

@stereo-monovici real quick what if i wanna get a snack or something

With all due respect, just why exactly would you want to get a snack when our normal livelihoods are depending on this right now? Not the time!

cause we can't keep running forever right

Yeah, it's true... But chances are if we even stop for a second Big Dylan might make US his snack!

We could always look for places to hide in cas we need to catch our breath!

I AGREE WITH THAT.

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

but what if this was me

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

shiiiit you're right my bad mr president

NOT A PROBLEM JAY THE GIRL OF MANY MIGHTY SKATING DEEDS

@breakfastburritofor1dollar @tendertartarus @gustavoandbrick @president-smor OKAY! WE'RE SUCCESSFULLY KITTYIFED! NOW WHO'S GONNA LEAD THE WAY?

>~well, i have a pet cat so i'd like to think i'd be pretty good at being a cat

Alright, Ms lady!! Everyone, let's follow her!

Ms skater! Stop playing with your tail!

but what if this was me

WE DO LOOK GOOD AS MEWS. BUT QUICKLY, LAINS LEAD. WE CAN'T LET DYLANMO-LING THE CAT JUMPSCARE US.

There is much civil unrest amongst the mewgenics cats!

We're trying to get it under control!

who is this guy and has anyone explained the part where they are being genocided by big dylan to him

I'm stereo!

No, I'M stereo!

And we just crashed into Blorbotown!

And genocided?! AHHH, thank goodness!

.. oh that came out really badly! Shut up, I know!

Point is, thank goodness Emperor Albert Cheesington will come back to life! Thank you, human girWAIT A SECOND . HUMAN GIRLS...

OH NO!!!

who's emperor albert cheesington

One of the many poor souls taken by Dylan..

so it's spreading to outer space?

Uhm... Aliens aren't real, what are you talking about?

This disguise better work. But why did we choose a Lil Cat again? We look like a two headed ahh.. what's it called. Joey?

Relevance!

I don't know who you are, but we wouldn't even think to hurt a stranger! Matter of fact, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

My name's Caine, I was brought here to help with a problem you seem to be well acquainted with. I was trying to work on a solution with six other people, but it turns out that's not nearly enough manpower to do anything about it! Care to lend a hand?

Oh, us?!

Well, we do have a thing or two when it comes to reading about Computers... Although, mechanic working is my buddy Etno's thing!

And besides, the last thing I wanna do is watch things go to flames! It just isn't right, I don't want to fall to Dylanlings!

So.. sure! Bring us on! We're in! You can count on us, Canine!

Great! Mr. Gustavo, you don't mind getting them up to speed on what we've been doing, do you?

Well... Let me start off by saying I'm not entirely familiar with this game. In fact, today I learned pretty much all I know about it! That being said, we came up with two strategies to deal with the Dylanlings.

First, we can move our cats around the house. This'll work better the more rooms you have, but it doesn't eliminate the issue entirely. From what I've heard, if you have 2 rooms and an attic in the game, doing this will only stall Big Dylan for 9 to 11 minutes, and that's if you keep doing it all the time!

Second of all, Caine has been trying to make cats of his own. These are good for crowd control, and - quite important for our purposes - immune to Big Dylan, lowering the chances of cats around it getting infected. Caine can also enter the game himself, if the situation calls for it.

Third of all, while not necessarily a strategy on it's own, Maisie over there - girl with the pink hair - has a crystal ball, and strangely enough she seems to be able to talk to the people of Boon County. The downside to that is, obviously, this is just the first step towards doing something else, and that's assuming you don't accidentally get in touch with someone who's, well, not quite in touch with the state of the world.

Now, the important thing is that Big Dylan WILL try to overwhelm us. Intimidation is his modus operandi. So just remember to not panic and think what the best course of action is. Alright?

I see, I seeeee...

Well, that's awful! But I propose an idea.

You see, I have this chair device called an "SMTV"! It can disguise me and my friends... Well, if they were here, anyway.. into anything we want!

So what I'm thinking is, what if we temporarily change ourselves into the form of cats to trick Big Red Dylan, while Mr. Canine continues his work for us! He'll be too distracted with thinking that we're cats, that he won't even notice or try to fight back against Mr. Canine!

.. it's a little silly, yeah, but I'm just throwing out ideas!

Hm... That COULD work, but we'd still need a couple people to focus on the game!

I'll do it!!!! I'll volunteer!!! I'll keep my eye on it for as long as possible!

You sure? Three separate computers are a lot to pay attention to, I imagine...

Gustavooo, I'm Lacey! And as my two best friends like to say, "Lacey can do anything so long as I put she puts her mind up to it!"!!!!!

And the crystal ball? Won't we need Maisie to look into it?

i feel like if that were an issue she would've called attention to it herself, now let's go turn into cats i'm bored as hell!!!!!!

FOLLOW ME EVERYONE! TO THE SMTV!!!!!

Alright, let's go everyone!

NOW THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC!

This is a good choice to schoose!!!!!!!!!!!

they're trying to get king dolphin and friends but unfortunately i'm simply too good at moving them around my house so it won't be happening

@astrology-girl-maisie real quick how long do you think this strategy is viable for

Approximately 9-11 minutes..

see normally i would ask you to say that again on account of the funny ass numbers but that is NOT enough time at all so we need to come up with something. do you think caine has time for this copy too

why am i in a cage above boiling lava?!

@cainesodigital dude i need you to get out of there, do some quick cleanup in my copy and then get into real life things are getting SO fucking dire

HOW DID HE-?!

Caine please! We're counting on you!

THIS ISNT SO AMAZING..

And I'm not digital anymore! For a little bit. Jay wanted me to deal with her little problems. And then I'm on the case of the cage, lickety split!

I'm gonna miss you when you're back in the digital world, though..

Well from the looks of things, it'll only be a minute! I'll keep you posted!

We know you can do iBIG DYLAN IS GODt!

What...?

they're trying to get king dolphin and friends but unfortunately i'm simply too good at moving them around my house so it won't be happening

@astrology-girl-maisie real quick how long do you think this strategy is viable for

Approximately 9-11 minutes..

why am i in a cage above boiling lava?!

@laceys-fashion-world I made a new friend for Brandi and Finkle to hang out with! I even gave him some of my own abilities so he should be able to help me out!

Do you like Thomas?

He's uh!

Uh!!!!

He's, uhm,

He's perfect!!!!! He's absolutely radiant, Caine!!! I love it!!!!! :D he looks very normal!

That's what I'm thinking, too!

Can I just ask why you named two of them Amber and Charles.. ? Seems pretty random to me!

Well, my naming process is actually simple!

Step one: make the kitty! Step two: look at the kitty! And most importantly for our purposes... Step three: give the kitty a name you see fit!

I mean, I suppose.... Not sure how "Flea Protein" is a particularly fitting name but!!!! Hey, gotta make the dream work!

Oh, keep an eye out for Flea Protein, that feisty little thing. Why, if I showed her a piece of meat she'd probably lunge at it pretending it's Big Dylan!

IT'S GIVING ME A LOOK. LIKE IM SOME TYPE OF DECITEFUL LITTLE ANT. SCARY!

Oh wow, this place is.... not quite how I imagined it.

@astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @breakfastburritofor1dollar Where'd all the cats go?

.. DYLANLINGED..

ok, not all of them got dylanified BUT they aren't here in the real world either, they're in a different game and it's getting pretty hard for us to keep avoiding his wrath

Welcome, caine! :D

Greetings, um...

Uh....

Well, actually, what ARE your names? I got so caught up in my silky smooth transition to your reality that I forgot to ask you your names! Oh, silly me...!

I'm Lacey!

Beautiful names, all of you! Now Jay said something about a different game with cats in it. How are we gonna go about this?

Oh! you're thinking about Mewgenics! Let's boot that up..

Great! Let's get started!

...

What am I supposed to do here again?

Okay, so you see those two cats? Try NOT to let them get infected by Big Dylan! We can't have more Dylanlings roaming around!! Oh, And say hi to the Magdalene lady for us will you? For jay! Hehehe..

And have a little cross-game adventure?! Gladly! I'll be the greatest mewrator of all time! Actually, if I learn how to do it I might just make my own cats! If that's... fine, with you, obviously.

Of course it's okay with me!!! You're my friend now, Caine. And anything you think of is surely gonna be helpful in the end!

Let me check my sources real quick.... So! Right now our only defense is moving the cats around. Seems easy enough!

Oh, and there's that little adventure box too, but something about it irks me... So maybe not now.

>~hi! my name's lain, i forgot to introduce myself earlier but i've been playing this game for a while now so i'd like to think i have some knowledge on it >~the adventure box is for sending your cats out for adventures, obviously >~but a lot of the time in those adventures is spent fighting other things! >~you really really don't want to deal with sharks AND big dylan.

I LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR COLOGNE LAIN. WANT TO SIT ON MY RECLINING CHAIR?

>~the one from fazbear's pizza?!

>~i'd love to!

HOORAY

Oh wow, this place is.... not quite how I imagined it.

@astrology-girl-maisie @laceys-fashion-world @breakfastburritofor1dollar Where'd all the cats go?

.. DYLANLINGED..

ok, not all of them got dylanified BUT they aren't here in the real world either, they're in a different game and it's getting pretty hard for us to keep avoiding his wrath

Welcome, caine! :D

Greetings, um...

Uh....

Well, actually, what ARE your names? I got so caught up in my silky smooth transition to your reality that I forgot to ask you your names! Oh, silly me...!

I'm Lacey!

Beautiful names, all of you! Now Jay said something about a different game with cats in it. How are we gonna go about this?

Oh! you're thinking about Mewgenics! Let's boot that up..

Great! Let's get started!

...

What am I supposed to do here again?

Okay, so you see those two cats? Try NOT to let them get infected by Big Dylan! We can't have more Dylanlings roaming around!! Oh, And say hi to the Magdalene lady for us will you? For jay! Hehehe..

And have a little cross-game adventure?! Gladly! I'll be the greatest mewrator of all time! Actually, if I learn how to do it I might just make my own cats! If that's... fine, with you, obviously.

Of course it's okay with me!!! You're my friend now, Caine. And anything you think of is surely gonna be helpful in the end!

Let me check my sources real quick.... So! Right now our only defense is moving the cats around. Seems easy enough!

Oh, and there's that little adventure box too, but something about it irks me... So maybe not now.

I LIKE THE SMELL OF YOUR COLOGNE LAIN. WANT TO SIT ON MY RECLINING CHAIR?

@astrology-girl-maisie Alrighty, so! There should be a CD with the Amazing Digital Circus Installer somewhere around this office. I'd recommend leaving all the settings as is if you don't know what they mean. I sure don't, haha! Let me know when you find it!

Oh? Is this it?

Yes! That's the one. Ah, I love how it looks, you can really tell graphic design was these guys' passion! But enough of that, time to pop that sucker in!

Yes... It's very, very pretty. It reminds me of me and my friends own cds! Oh, caine, I think you'd love the manifesto!!

Anywho, let's do this girls!

WHY IS MY OFFICE BEGINNING TO GLOW

BIG DYLAN.

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

I THINK PHIL WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT CAT GAME, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. HE SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF "so the idea for my new piece is i'm gonna take this game and i'm gonna make the fuckedest cat imaginable it's gonna be funny as fuuuuuck"

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

im on vacation dont reel me into t)(is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON VACATION

FUCK

i don't know a single poisson in our lil squad t)(at isn't dumb as s)(ell so said yknow w)(at. im so mad. im gonna get far away from t)(e dumb s)(it so i can clam down

Say that again?

say w)(at again

You're so what?

i am MAD AS S)(--ELL

THOSE WORDS MAKE ME FEELL.. POWERFUL.

wait hold on i just realized. the lyrics from that song you made about the digital circus are based on real events right

UNFORTUNATELY, YES.

so, at least within the game, big dylan still had to be wary of caine. right.

@astrology-girl-maisie do you think we could get a hold of the circus?

Let me see... Let me see...

Oh, hello fudge! You're not who I'm looking for, though, so could you...-?

Ah, there we are! Hello, Mr. Caine!

Well, hello, you! It's been quite a while since I talked to someone! What brings you to me, young lady?

Nice to see you too, sir!

Well, uhm...

We're in a bit of a conundrum if you will. And no amount of collecting pages and circuses are going to get us out of this one. Big Dylan has been terrorizing our town!!! Replacing kitties with his offspring, it's awful! We're trying to figure out what to do but we've come to no good conclusions, which is why I have come to talk to you, sir. Do you think you know anything?

I think I do! In fact I met the guy myself!

Back when Smør entered the Circus, I'd occasionally hear drums. Didn't know where from, but I thought nothing of it. After all, many people would want to party in a digital world! But then it slowly dawned on us all that it wasn't a drum of any kind. In fact, it had nothing to do with music! It was Big Dylan! And we tried our best to stop him (well... mostly me and Smør, everyone else was too scared to do anything), but we made a bit of a slip-up.

Thinking we had bested him, we turned our backs on him, and he was gone! And worse yet, he left my circus while Smør was sleeping! That whole thing was such a doozy, let me tell you!

Oh, right, let me get back on track. He is indeed a formidable enemy, and I imagine it's even worse for those poor little things, but I have a couple tricks up my sleeve that might help... level the playing field, so to speak.

Wait!! Crazy idea but what if we uh, you know, somehow managed to get caine to our real world?! You know, like getting a computer screen and letting him come through there?

You could do that? For little old meeeeee?

I'll try my best!

Jay, Mr. Smor! Get a laptop, we're testing this here and now!

hell yeah but also i have an idea of my own. caine can you make your own cainelings or something

HERE IS THE COMPUTER

BIG DYLAN.

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

im on vacation dont reel me into t)(is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON VACATION

FUCK

i don't know a single poisson in our lil squad t)(at isn't dumb as s)(ell so said yknow w)(at. im so mad. im gonna get far away from t)(e dumb s)(it so i can clam down

Say that again?

say w)(at again

You're so what?

i am MAD AS S)(--ELL

THOSE WORDS MAKE ME FEELL.. POWERFUL.

wait hold on i just realized. the lyrics from that song you made about the digital circus are based on real events right

UNFORTUNATELY, YES.

BIG DYLAN.

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

im on vacation dont reel me into t)(is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON VACATION

FUCK

i don't know a single poisson in our lil squad t)(at isn't dumb as s)(ell so said yknow w)(at. im so mad. im gonna get far away from t)(e dumb s)(it so i can clam down

Say that again?

say w)(at again

You're so what?

i am MAD AS S)(--ELL

THOSE WORDS MAKE ME FEELL.. POWERFUL.

BIG DYLAN.

don't tell me he got more of your cats i will cry a little

HE GOT LIL JOEY JR.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME LIL JOEY FUCKED AND HIS SON WAS JUST TAKEN????

we need a new strat right this moment if anyone plays this game PLEASE tell us what to do cause moving the cats around won't work well enough

HE NEVER ENDED UP SHOWING ME THAT CAT THOUGH. WONDER WHY THAT IS.

Pizzahead if you NEVER asked him ever once what it was he did during this whole fiasco then SO HELP ME.

I DID NOTICE HE STOPPED WORKING ON IT, BUT I JUST CHALKED IT UP TO KITTY CODE NOT BEING A GOOD SCULPTING MATERIAL OR SOMETHING.

...

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE SITUATION?

..........

PHIL PEPPERMAN.

COME ON, IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD, RIGHT? SURE, HE WAS AIMING FOR THE MOST SCUFFED CAT IMAGINABLE, BUT IF HE LEFT IT BE THEN SURELY HE DIDN'T EVEN GET CLOSE TO THAT GOAL. RIGHT?

EY, BUDDY, KINDA THINKIN' BOUT IT NOW.. BIG DYLAN DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE THE CAT I MADE!

... Hahhhh.. uhm.. im sure it's nothing...

HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A "BIG DYLAN." DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A "BIG DYLAN?"

Uhhhhh ...

Uhhhhhhhh....

Maybe fish bitch would knowwww...

im on vacation dont reel me into t)(is

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE ON VACATION

FUCK

i don't know a single poisson in our lil squad t)(at isn't dumb as s)(ell so said yknow w)(at. im so mad. im gonna get far away from t)(e dumb s)(it so i can clam down

Say that again?

say w)(at again