Mr. (Ant) Tenna's Phone-y Phone-In Show!

[tenna-on-the-line]

GREETINGS LOVELY CADOOS and CADETTES!!

Coming to you LIVE straight from our new studio in the new dark fountain is our BRAND NEW SHOW!!

Our NEW SHOW format involves YOU minus the borderline dangerous game boards! How convenient is that!! All you have to do is CALL-IN!! 📞

SO much more convenient than email, right?!???!

That's right viewers! We're giving YOU the opportunity to phone in and ask any of those 🔥BURNING🔥 questions you might have! So don't be shy and give a ring-ring-ring!!

Buh-bye now!

[tenna-on-the-line]

LORD OF SCREENS DEEMED SEXY BY TUMBLR.

Callers, I'm going to be frank with you!

I have no clue what I am looking at!!!

Am I supposed to be the Lord of Screens?!?! It's a pretty nice title if I do say so myself!!! Although that line down the middle is a little- ahem-! ominous, if I do say so myself.....

[tenna-on-the-line]

So what’s with the green pippins? I thought they were all red, so why is there only 1 green one?

Wh-!! HEY HEY HEY-!!!

What's with all the CALLS about some GARISHLY GREEN Pippins?! isn't this MY show..?!

I-I CAN BE SMALL, ANNOYING, AND GREEN TOO!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT???

And JUST because one of my employees just HAPPENS to be a weird color, DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING..! NO you may not have any of my off-colored contractors, NO you may not eliminate OR disintegrate 'em either, GOT IT???

Though I must admit... I can't recall that one stealing anything unlike the other Pippins... BUT they're on THIN ICE...

[tenna-on-the-line]

anthony. the pipes. where do they go.

Y-YOU DON'T THINK I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THAT OUT???

SOMEWHERE!! THEY HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE!! SURELY!!!

YOU believe me... right?? RIGHT?!

[tenna-on-the-line]

mr ant tenna i hope you're cherishing your zappers or else someone might take them all away...

H-hey!! You quit trying to poach my employees!!

I cherish them all well enough!! I've got the best most cherishing contract a Zapper could want!! I'd like to see you make a better one!!

DON'T ACTUALLY MAKE A BETTER ONE!!!! PLEASE!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

Mr Teta give me money

OKAY OKAY! Just for you here's some free points!! Just for you!!! Nobody else gets to ask!! Share them amongst yourselves!

"Mr. Teta"....??? MIKE!!! Can we get a spellcheck on the next one?!

[tenna-on-the-line]

congrats on winning the 2026 tumblr sexyman contest! how're you feeling?

huhwhatnow

I.... I....

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THEY LIKE ME!!! THEY ACTUALLY LIKE ME!!

I FEEL LIKE A MILLION POINTS!! I FEEL LIKE I'M ON THE TOP OF THE DARKWORLD!!

MIKE!! GIVE EVERYONE A FREE SLIME!!! NO, TWO FREE SLIMES!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

i baked a cake of you tenna : )

THIS IS TV-TASTIC!!!

A whole cake of ME!! I've never looked so good in baked form!!

This is great! We've got to add this to the menu stat!! MIKE!!! Can you get on that???

[tenna-on-the-line]

Tenna what is the the 𝓽𝓿 𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓼. Asking for a friend of mine.

Why I am SO GLAD you asked, dear caller!!

...no further questions on the food!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

Whats your relationship with the MIKE'S? (battat/Small Mike, Jongler/Cowboy Mike, and Pluey/Cat Mike)?

You uh... mean just MIKE, right?

Well! When Mike's in a SMALL mood, he is quite the reliable fellow! Always there to build the set for me, set up the snack tables, work extra overtime, you name it!! Bit of a short temper if you ask me, but I couldn't do it without him!

When Mike's feeling like a COWBOY, they're a pretty swell fellow! They're always around to help me when I'm feeling a little glooby down, and they've got such a way with words! Reminds me of the old western shows I used to run!

And then when Mike happens to be PLUEY? Well, I just love seeing that special little guy!! Makes me wish I could be pluey sometimes...

We sure do have our ups and downs, me and Mike, but Mike always comes around!! Dont you, Mike???

[tenna-on-the-line]

UHHH??? HELLO??? This is so so cool you must put so much effort into this. Um, setting up the camera and filming yourself, that is, Tenna.

Darn tootin' I do!!!

[tenna-on-the-line]

// question for mod, do you make all of these tenna gifs and stuff yourself?? Theyre REALLY good

[tenna-on-the-line]

Mr. Tenna you are sososo cute and silly i love you (and TV) forever and ever!!! Also the tropic of love in the Legend of Tenna was very cool ^w^

D'aww, you flatter me, viewer!!!

And I must admit! It feels GOOD to have my work appreciated!! Unlike SOME other parties...

[tenna-on-the-line]

DO YOU KNOW HER?

Well of course! Who doesn't know the star of the Mew Mew Kissy Cutie TV show!!

Although, Kris didn't seem like much of a fan of the series... so I didn't run it often!

[tenna-on-the-line]

it's TV dime! ⭐🌟💫

dozens of dimes spill onto the stage

WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THOSE I THOUGHT I HAD THEM THROWN OUT

[tenna-on-the-line]

Opinon on Sea bunnies? Like these things

Well, I sure think they're swell! Don't you, folks?

They remind me of a guest we had helping out backstage!! Rabbick, I think its name was...?

[tenna-on-the-line]

can we get some pluey? I love that little guy and his funny dance!

HM??? How do YOU know about my secret Pluey time and Pluey's funny dance???

But since you asked so nicely.....