Title: a little bit funny, this feeling inside
Rating: General Audiences (with swearing)
Pairings: Kyoutani Kentarou/Yahaba Shigeru
“You’re like, what, a fucking Snow White now?”
Yahaba looks up from where he is engaged in the semi-worrying number of birds that are currently trying to perch (nest?) on multiple parts of his body. “So, what can you do?”
At that moment, a crow chooses to dive down to join Yahaba’s little party, giving Kyoutani a face full of feathers as it shoots past. In that same instance, Kyoutani monotonously recites, “A crow’s brain-to-body ratio is equivalent to that of a chimpanzee’s, and not that far off from a human’s.” Then: “FUCK!”
“Holy shit,” Yahaba breathes, because this is gold.
It is 5:45 AM, on June 1st, in the Miyagi Prefecture, the night a comet fell from the sky and suddenly everyone has weird powers and Yahaba attracts birds and Kyoutani is a walking animal documentary and this suddenly all hits, because Yahaba cannot stop laughing.
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In which Oikawa Tooru can read minds, Yahaba Shigeru becomes Snow White in all but name, and Kyoutani Kentarou involuntarily learns a shit-ton of animal facts and is constantly red in the face (for more reasons than the obvious)
Oh, also— the sexual tension is obvious enough that a crow has to play matchmaker.
Link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/7545575
Mod’s Comments: Mundane magic is one of my favorite things and Kyoutani’s power??? is just so hilarious i love it??? like what even. this fic is just really sweet i love it a lot