[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[dahyun]

my cat was sleeping like this ......

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peelingmandarins]

how come there are dishes to be washed every time i eat something. i can’t stand this everyone is out to get me.

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

The peanut butter in Reese's cups has the taste and texture of like a vitamin enriched paste you squeeze from a tube directly into your mouth when you've been living in a bunker for 30 years bc aliens invaded and it's your birthday treat. I say this with love

[fhawne-deactivated20221006]

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

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[recked]

[nudygoon]

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[shane-hollander-defender]

[utwo]

A 600 sq ft A frame + bunkie in Muskoka Ontario

© trottocottage

[animusrox]

[jaunes-hoodie]

This is perhaps the only quote that makes less sense in context than out of it.

[theonion]

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