ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Tenten ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

[tententanuki]

      • indie, divergent, 21+ & private/selective role play blog for TENTEN • 

                    set about 4+ years post-war by default                  however, I can do any timeline (or au) that is preferred!

you may also find me here; @narasnooze & @sarutobi-mirai

There will be various mature content on this blog, and I only feel comfortable interacting with you if you've lived at least 21 years on this earth. Sorry, kids! I don't have any triggers and I don't tag any triggers.

muse

Full Name: ___ Tenten 

Age: 25 -> ( depending on thread/verse, ofc. )

Birth Date: march 9

Affiliation: Konohagakure / Hidden Leaf

Ninja Rank: Jōnin ( depending on thread/verse/timeline. )

family

father & mother are unknown, she is an orphan. While she does not know her birthparents, she does consider her friends as something close to family.

work

she's still a working kunoichi, jōnin rank. she has just opened her weapon shop & works occasionally as a miko at local shrines.

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S H I P P I N G;  I multi-ship with Tenten, She is open to all genders I don’t give a flying fuck about Age Gaps… I even find them quite lovely; as long as they’re legal.

I’m a sucker for rare ships So do not be hesitant to toss your muse at her

This is all just FICTION, after all... No real human beings are being hurt here.

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  G E N E R A L ‘ ooc ‘  I N F O; 

I’m located in northern Europe. 30, she/her or whatever, I don’t care.  I go by Kettu here !

• I will write replies when I have time, when I feel like writing is easy, basically when I’m in the mood and have muse. And depending on what mood, it also means I will only reply to those threads that are in the same vibe~. If I’m all sunshine and the weather is nice, then I obviously can’t write dreadful angst and death... And vice-versa.

• muse ≠ mun. Whatever I write my muse say, do or think does not automatically mean I mean, do or think so myself. It also doesn’t mean my muse is correct. I always allow my muses to make mistakes, because everyone does. 

• Roleplaying is just a hobby to me. I live a life outside of this hellish site, and I have family + other hobbies I enjoy. I live on a small farm which means I have a lot of work to do at home as well!

• BORUTO: Next Gen. Canon is kind of ignored here. I will obviously not hold it against you if any of you enjoy the show. Some love mustard, some hate mustard. We can still be friends. Fortunately Tenten is a character that they somehow kept relatively the same in Boruto as in the Naruto series, while other characters were completely changed. That being said though, I will write my Tenten as I wish to. Ao, among many other characters, was done very dirty     and I will lit fires to Hell about it –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––

       Have a good one! (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[tententanuki]

Tenten during infinite tsukuyomi

Tenten: oHMygoD Tenten: I know exactly where we are Tenten: you know where we are, right? Tenten: we're in the Backrooms! Menma: what are you talking about Tenten: you never heard of the Backrooms?? Tenten: you never been on reddit before??????

[tententanuki]

Anonymous asked:

Would you get married yourself? :)

"It'd be so romantiiiic, wouldn't it~ ♡ A lot of roses, I like roses..~ But it leans towards a No. Everyone around here are too dramatic and just..." she pauses and gestures to people in general, "strange." as if she isn't.

[mharingo]

[tententanuki]

"Oh, I have so many weddings to go to this year! And being a maid of honour at all of them is just... guys, it's such an honuor, indeed!"

[tententanuki]

If you ever feel stupid...

Remember that I, one time, blindfolded Neji.

[ snorts & starts laughing ]

[buried-in-stardust]

OP is using a jian (劍; double-edged sword)

[unmeikatte]

"I wouldn't recommend using a whip on our comrades, regardless of how nice it would feel to."

He gives her a knowing look.

"... you could create one that has multiple lengths and attach a blade on the ends, with multiple spikes down the length of it."

"Like a urumi but not the blade itself but something with spikes in order to tear at their opponent, rather..."

[tententanuki]

She pouts and squints her eyes at him. "Aren't we supposed to encourage our friends to be the best version of themselves? Sometimes we all need a little push, so to speak." A playful gesture of her whacking someone with her invisible whip was added as she spoke, which she immediately regretted and shook her head and hands at, inaudibly taking her silly actions and words back.

The embarrassment of her bad joke didn't linger, though. She was quickly caught up in her friend's train of thought about the new weapon idea.

"Oooh, that's not bad, Neji. That's genius! It would be pretty darn awesome and incredibly harmful... A sort of love child between that and a kusarigama." The most beautiful thing.

"I need to make a design of this right now. I'm sure everyone will love it once it's done and in action!"

[tententanuki]

// she's so supportive, she's such a little freak fangirl about her friends' love life and i live for it

[moosopp-art]

KoteIzu comm for @halccyx Thank you for asking me to draw them!

[tententanuki]

"Okay, but would it be weird of me to get a whip? Like, a whip-whip. Not the kinky little pink ones some of you have at home, I'm talking full on Indiana Jones vibes."

[unmeikatte]

"... what would you use it for? A ninja tool?"

A pause.

"Not weird. I'm sure there's a vendor for them somewhere in town."

[tententanuki]

"That was the idea at first, but it might come handy in other ways, too. Could be useful with lazy slow bums on missions, you know... get them going in time." Shikamaru. Missions with that guy was the worst.

She quickly added a smile since she was obviously joking... for most part.

"I'm sure I'll find one eventually! It's not like they're rare.. just, misunderstood and highly underrated by people. So many weapons and tools are, it's such a shame..."

She shined up, "Or..! Perhaps I could make one and add a little extra spice to it?"

[tententanuki]

"Okay, but would it be weird of me to get a whip? Like, a whip-whip. Not the kinky little pink ones some of you have at home, I'm talking full on Indiana Jones vibes."

[haganekotetsu]

That’s actually… kind of sad? For Kotetsu to hear.

He holds up a hand,

“Hold on.

Wait here.”

And then he’s off! Jumping through the rooftops to some shed at the back of one of the old training grounds.

When he comes back to Tenten, he holds it out to her with its length folded neatly to fit into the knot of his fist:

“Here.

Be weird.

Let’s see what you got.”

Does she know he’s his favorite student? Is this enough evidence to clue her in?

Maybe the excited grin and glint of mischief in his eyes is enough.

[tententanuki]

The kunoichi purses her lips and looks after him with curiosity, waiting patiently for Kotetsu to return. When he does, her eyes widens and pure joy radiates off of her.

"You can't be serious. You've had this all this time? It's stunning!"

Tenten takes it, wasting no precious time, and tries it out. It makes a loud, harsh snapping sound and she turns to face Kotetsu again, mouth open in an almost comedic, excited expression.

"Oh, ... my god. Ko'." She can't believe he's kept this treasure from her. "Why haven't you swished this one out earlier?" She's so funny.

[tententanuki]

"Okay, but would it be weird of me to get a whip? Like, a whip-whip. Not the kinky little pink ones some of you have at home, I'm talking full on Indiana Jones vibes."

[mharingo]

浜辺美波

[tententanuki]

// this is such a tenten story

the embarrassed, awkward stutter and mumbling in the end kills me every time

[tententanuki]

"Everybody; ignore Shikamaru, he's being an ignorant idiot. He doesn't understand the horror and danger these haunted dolls can cause."

[buried-in-stardust]

Demonstrating the rope dart (繩標; sheng2biao1)

[eng by me]